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M. Night Shyamalan has honestly got to be the funniest filmmaker of all time. There’s no in between with the guy, it’s either the best movie you’ve ever seen or total dogshit. He keeps you on your toes

#from what I’ve seen tho he does seem like a pretty chill and normal guy #how is one mind responsible for both the sixth sense and the live action last airbender movie

My tagging system is between me and god

kissingbears

#fav #homme

Was never an Ariana fan but you have to admit she DID THAT with God is a woman

#I was only 13 when it came out and I was SHOOK

The water taxi in Chicago is fun if you’re into sightseeing but as a means of transportation I found it kinda inconvenient

#I took it to Chinatown but when I needed to get back to Union Station I just took the regular taxi back #was more efficient and quicker anyway

Gay creators/influencers realize they’re not getting enough attention and pull the “finding Jesus” card it’s so fucking annoyyingggg

#as someone who has had periods of self-imposed forced religiosity as a means of punishing myself #it feels like getting the rug pulled from beneath my feet every time #in this case it came w this guy trying to self-launch his new music career but the problem is he’s just kinda shit at it #also it just feels inconsiderate #if you’re a gay man with any platform or success online then you KNOW how many gay men have religious trauma #it basically feels like you’re going ‘fuck you’ to all your followers and supporters

Big fan of that one Vietnamese woman on Instagram who has a German husband and the running gag is that they keep coming up with more and more elaborate ways to not show his face

#I get it dude I don’t like having my face on the internet either #which is why y’all will never see me unless you’re part of the select few that already hav #*have

certifiedboyfailure

When I was a kid I used to watch the penguins of Madagascar and there was this one scene in the intro where the penguins jumped into water and then it cut to a scene of them on land so I somehow interpreted that as meaning the entire world was surrounded by a layer of floating water and that’s why the sky was blue

#I’m not kidding either I thought this for years #I had some very strange beliefs as a kid #when I was still at my private Christian school I thought God had chosen me specifically bc one time a balloon fell from the ceiling #and landed right next to me and they let me keep it for the rest of the day #not even kidding I thought I was a prophet or something

Being GC gets kinda lonely when you’ve been part of the community for as long as I have… so many of my old friends and mutuals just disappeared one day and I have no idea where they are or how they’re doing… I miss them :(

#I wish the world wasn’t so big

I used to think it was called yumeshipping because it was “you + me shipping”

#idk it made sense at the time

I get so nosy whenever my Mutuals are vagueing about someone. I wanna knowww

Hello

#anyone out there

Tookie De La Crème…

Does anyone else remember this one game called samurai vs zombies? It was basically what it sounded like; the Mc was a samurai whose girlfriend killed herself (?) and bound her soul into a Torii gate because there was a zombie invasion from the underworld so you had to spawn all these different characters to fight them off and if the gate was too damaged you lost

#played this all the time as a kid and no one has any idea what I’m talking abt

kosmogrl

berrystumpytail

The way I see it is it’s not your fault if you can’t speak a certain language or if your language skills aren’t very good yet but also you can’t get mad at me if I can’t understand you

#the amount of customers I would have who would get mad at me literally every shift because I genuinely just could not make out their words #like I’m trying to work with you here!!!#this is especially true to anglophones who travel/live abroad but can’t even be bothered to learn a couple phrases in the local language #you are annoying!!!

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