heterophobe

Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race!

[husbandhaverr]

Always the women married to/in relationships with men who have the most to say about gay men

[husbandhaverr]

Having a fear of driving as an adult is genuinely so embarrassing.

[husbandhaverr]

I like this tumblr era bc it’s basically just me n my mutuals. Nice and calm as god intended

[husbandhaverr]

I had a post but then I didn’t post it. Use your imagination

[husbandhaverr]

Has anyone ever actually eaten the hot dogs at 7/11… what are they like

[husbandhaverr]

Me when I realize I have to actually write my thesis this year:

[teathattast]

[husbandhaverr]

Ppl (especially authors) who describe skin tones with foods are yucky!!!

[husbandhaverr]

Nobody told me whole milk was chill like that!

[husbandhaverr]

There is NOTHING less sexy than pushiness in a man. If you’re going to disrespect my boundaries then there’s not going to be a next time

[husbandhaverr]

Jack Falahee did all that and he wasn’t even gay! It felt like false advertising

[husbandhaverr]

Airbnbs are so funny. Hey do you want to stay in my stank ass house where nothing works

[b-0-ngripper]

[husbandhaverr]

Why would you snap me at 2 am five weeks ago and never respond when we literally had not talked since November 2025??? You are so weirddddd

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[riannafinch]

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

[husbandhaverr]

You know sometimes I wonder if Trump can even tell the difference between his own kids or if he has to have one of his aides whisper their names in his ear like that one scene in the devil wears Prada

[husbandhaverr]

They should invent customers who have interacted with humans before