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Me when I realize I have to actually write my thesis this year:

#wahhh I don’t wanna #I still don’t even know what I want my thesis to be abt

Ppl (especially authors) who describe skin tones with foods are yucky!!!

#‘caramel/chocolate/mocha’ eeeyucckkk!#especially when it’s a white author too #there are literally so many other terms you could have chosen

Nobody told me whole milk was chill like that!

There is NOTHING less sexy than pushiness in a man. If you’re going to disrespect my boundaries then there’s not going to be a next time

#remembering the guy I hooked up w back in October who kept trying to push me into doing things I didn’t want to do #and even basically forced me to French kiss him #safe to say I blocked him after that #but like the audacity to do that in my house…

Jack Falahee did all that and he wasn’t even gay! It felt like false advertising

#I genuinely do think only gay guys should play gay male roles

Airbnbs are so funny. Hey do you want to stay in my stank ass house where nothing works

b-0-ngripper

Why would you snap me at 2 am five weeks ago and never respond when we literally had not talked since November 2025??? You are so weirddddd

#what do you wantttt

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riannafinch

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

#I was literally just thinking of this earlier…

You know sometimes I wonder if Trump can even tell the difference between his own kids or if he has to have one of his aides whisper their names in his ear like that one scene in the devil wears Prada

#the way he doesn’t gaf about his sons is so funny

They should invent customers who have interacted with humans before

How it feels being a zoomer without an Amazon account:

Smokers on their way to stink everything up and ruin the vibe:

Me after packing 20 shirts for a five-day vacation: hmm, what if I underpacked? I should bring more just to be safe 🤔

#one of these days I’ll figure out how to bring a sensible amount of clothing on my trips

Peeps were highkey the most disgusting treats you could get as a kid but did I eat them? Yes

Whenever I see something in a peach/light orange color I’m like wow… husbandhaverr orange

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