heterophobe

Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race!

[husbandhaverr]

21 | 🦎

[husbandhaverr]

Work sprung an extra 30 minutes on me AND scheduled me for a surprise shift tomorrow at 6:30 pm

[husbandhaverr]

You know one time I was on my way to my break and I’m pretty sure a guest went “sir? Sir?” To me but I just pretended not to hear her bc I cannot be bothered in this hot ass weather

[husbandhaverr]

11 hour shift again tomorrow

[husbandhaverr]

I like how you can get autotermed for talking about 🏴‍☠️-ing movies but staff won’t do anything about the literal thousands of bots being created on a daily basis to spam people (mostly women and feminists) with death and rape threats

[husbandhaverr]

You know I used to think Gnomeo and Juliet was the original

[husbandhaverr]

I feel so hopeless all the time. I hate work and I cry all the time and I’m autistic as shit and can hardly control my hand and arm flapping and I’m really fat and I can’t even drive. I’m literally only good at school and my degree isn’t even in something useful but I just don’t like anything else.

[husbandhaverr]

Does popcorn give anyone else headaches

[husbandhaverr]

I miss being unemployed

[husbandhaverr]

People who have that one painting of a guy standing on a mountain as their PFP always have the worst takes on literally everything

[sapphoisms]

i’m homoplatonic i’m only friends with other gays

[tiramiisu-archived]

okay same but like… i really hope op isn’t making fun of platonic orientations which regard who you are attracted to in a queerplatonic way…like a lot of people (not just aces/aros who kinda started qp stuff) use homoplatonic to say hey! i am only attracted queerplatonically to people of my same gender! i know a lot of tumblr people make fun of silly orientations or labels but like… i really hope this isnt the case ://

[sapphoisms]

it is the case ://

[zyxwk]

yall think it’s funny to reinforce the socionormativity implying that platonormative society is funny while oppressing marginalized platonic oriented people such as aplatonix. this is a form of aphobic allonormativity, strictist suptilicism and variphobic zedsexism

[sapphoisms]

bitch what language is this

[husbandhaverr]

I ❤️ tourist traps

[husbandhaverr]

This shit was good AF. I got it at the Ichiban in Chinatown when I went.

[husbandhaverr]

It’s so funny reading all these stories of encounters with supposed “cryptids” and going that was a dog. Dog with mange. Bear with mange. Bear. Coyote with mange. Literally just a deer.

[husbandhaverr]

The world if they introduced turning off RBs earlier

[husbandhaverr]

Been getting cockslinger bots for like 2 weeks now. Rape doesn’t even sound like a real word anymore

[husbandhaverr]

Why WAS her name Angela Anaconda???