heterophobe

Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race!

[husbandhaverr]

Me when I realize I have to actually write my thesis this year:

[teathattast]

[husbandhaverr]

Ppl (especially authors) who describe skin tones with foods are yucky!!!

[husbandhaverr]

Nobody told me whole milk was chill like that!

[husbandhaverr]

There is NOTHING less sexy than pushiness in a man. If you’re going to disrespect my boundaries then there’s not going to be a next time

[husbandhaverr]

Jack Falahee did all that and he wasn’t even gay! It felt like false advertising

[husbandhaverr]

Airbnbs are so funny. Hey do you want to stay in my stank ass house where nothing works

[b-0-ngripper]

[husbandhaverr]

Why would you snap me at 2 am five weeks ago and never respond when we literally had not talked since November 2025??? You are so weirddddd

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[riannafinch]

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

[husbandhaverr]

You know sometimes I wonder if Trump can even tell the difference between his own kids or if he has to have one of his aides whisper their names in his ear like that one scene in the devil wears Prada

[husbandhaverr]

They should invent customers who have interacted with humans before

[husbandhaverr]

How it feels being a zoomer without an Amazon account:

[husbandhaverr]

Smokers on their way to stink everything up and ruin the vibe:

[husbandhaverr]

Me after packing 20 shirts for a five-day vacation: hmm, what if I underpacked? I should bring more just to be safe 🤔

[husbandhaverr]

Peeps were highkey the most disgusting treats you could get as a kid but did I eat them? Yes

[husbandhaverr]

Whenever I see something in a peach/light orange color I’m like wow… husbandhaverr orange