HEY things are kinda garbage so let’s have some CHICKEN PHOTOS Top to bottom, left to right: Lorp the black Australorp strikes the BADASS GRASS FAUX CIG pose ‘Relly the Messed Up Faverolles is enchanted by a phone: MIRACLES Willow the Easter Eggers STARES AT A THING (it’s bird poop) ‘Relly E X P A N D S Baron Rufflerump (A.K.A. Puddles A.K.A. Bubbles) the Cochin rooster is always a beautiful man Mildred the Cochin exists largely








