random whatevers

Welcome to my page where I mostly just share things that I like or find interesting. My art can be found at @baconbirdie-art-dump. Pull up a chair and make yourself at home in my nest of random things I like. Icon by @pixlezQ

[baconbirdie]

BIG NEWS!!!!

I finished putting together my visual novel demo and now YOU can play it! For those unaware, it's a bit a of a passion project of my OCs where you play as someone who gets hired at a bakery only to accidentally get caught up in your boss' family drama.

It is playable both on the web or you can download it for better quality.

[baconbirdie]

Time to get off of Instagram for a bit and actually go work on my June Bess drawing

[askalexsantos]

Is your hair just kind of like that, or did you dye it?

"Uhh, yes and no. It is dyed right now, but it lightens in the sun a lot (thanks mom), so I don't have to bleach it to get the color I want. I just tint it redder than it already is with the cheapest box dye I can find."

Here's an old picture to show what I mean:

[makovietz]

Dawn

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[baconbirdie]

Why can't I just read fanfiction about my ocs?

[askalexsantos]

Welcome to Ask Alex

This is a blog, for me (Ash), to yap about My Guy and make him answer your questions, either in drawing or written format. I want to develop him more as a character instead of just existing in pictures, but you see, I am a terrible writer on my own, so this blog is an excuse and push for me to dip my toes into learning how to be a better one :)

A little bit about Alex and the world he lives in below the cut:

Alex exists in a version of Earth where various "mythological" humanoids and creatures are real, just not usually to the same fantastical degree as they are described in their myths. Alex is the offspring of a nymph and a human, these are generally known as sylphs, and are rather uncommon. Relationships between nymphs and humans are considered culturally taboo.

He has a kobold companion named Dino. Kobolds, are small creatures that feed off electrical currents. They are usually considered pests, as they have been known to cause power outages, but some people choose to keep them as pets. They are very smart and can be trained to understand basic human speech.

Alex had a rough childhood and got involved in some shady business as a teen and still has the scars to show for it. Nowadays he tries to lay low and takes odd jobs to get by. You can try to get to know him, but he sure likes to make it difficult, good luck.

[eveninginparis]

washed up gun from lake michigan

via coravioletwalters

[nonasuch]

[mothmeals]

[Artfight 2025] Bess for @baconbirdie

[spectacledraws]

tellius ace attorney au

[memories]

Pour one out for #all the birbs.

[scalestails]

It is I

(Walked into work this morning to see this early shopper.)

[parakeet]

i would like to Purchase 100 millets strands please and Thank You

[sabellabella]

*shutter sfx* yeah its the 25th, im so on time for this :33

anyhow, i dont look it but im really happy :D i just don't smile huge cuz it looks weird on me XDD (this isn't the outfit i wore to graduation, but i thought it looked really cool :333) @baconbirdie im running over to your post now >:3

*poof sfx* this form isnt easy to hold -_-""

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[baconbirdie]

Watching all of @luke-shywalker's art vlogs makes me want to go draw something. What is the something I'll be drawing? That's a great question that I unfortunately do not have the answer to😔

[baconbirdie]

A little Amalia pic for @luke-shywalker thanks for the inspo!

[baconbirdie]

Watching all of @luke-shywalker's art vlogs makes me want to go draw something. What is the something I'll be drawing? That's a great question that I unfortunately do not have the answer to😔

[baconbirdie]

*tumblr prom (idk if i put that in my ask but i have a feelin i forgot it ^-^")

I'm all dressed for Tumblr Prom! Thanks for asking me!

[baconbirdie]

How can I hack a pigeon's brain to take a bath?

[baconbirdie]

Please Elhokar 😭 you're so close, just get in