Would you like some bacon?

Greetings Friends! I am The Goddess of Bacon, Jalynn, but please just call me Jalynn. I have decided to start this 'blog' as you call it to get to know you guys better! So shoot me a question and I shall answer it to the best of my ability (M!A: None)

[blumenct]

I had a huge argument the other day, about Diego versus Dora. It was intense.

Pat, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (GBA) - Turtles Week

[bacongoddessjalynn]

Waterbenders: I can also bend blood!

Earthbenders: I can also bend metal!

Firebenders: I can also bend lightning!

Airbenders: And I can bend the aIR STRAIGHT FROM YOUR FREAKING LUNGS AND END YOUR PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A LIFE HA HA!

[splendous]

[wizardshark]

literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

[cannedviennasnausage]

It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great

[bacongoddessjalynn]

Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-

Me: *Scrolls past*

[teganfeatsara-deactivated202106]

that’s not even a Pokemon battle that’s straight up assault

[lesbianicallymoved]

Homestuck version

[annavonsyfert]

heck yea I did

[geekstudio]

If Pokemon Was Made for iPhone [X]

[sealeo]

This is a goddamn nightmare.

[fahrtruck-the-torkoal-deactivat]

Hey look I found Hell

[mizulyn]

This is more horrifying than any Pokemon Creepypasta I’ve ever read

[bacongoddessjalynn]

Jaune: C'mon, you've trusted me with way more before - like when you told us all Blake is secretly a Fa--

Pyrrha: FUN-loving person, who we all respect and admire!

Blake: ...

Blake: You been saying I'm fun?

Blake: First of all how dare you

[bacongoddessjalynn]

ubisoft: history is our playground

ubisoft: *makes five ac games in a row that are all set in the 18th century*

[thehealingpowerofgarlic-deactiv]

[pleatedjeans]

via

[boymeetssubs]

[noobtheloser]

This will make a lot more sense to people who have seen the movie. 

[browningtons-1-deactivated20150]

date someone who wants to be with you

date someone who will always follow you

date someone who will always try to help you

date someone who will be there when you’re hurt

date your healer

[rottenappleheart]

#but if you date your healer you better damn well tank

[borderlandsconfessions]

“I hope in the pre-sequel we get some backstory of Krieg before he was a Psycho.”

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

OH MY GOD WHENEVER I SAW “COSMO SEX TIPS” I DIDN’T REALISE PEOPLE MEANT THE MAGAZINE I WAS ALWAYS IMAGINING