[zenvdaya]

[fuckyeahsmilingdogs]

[hadaes-deactivated20170202]

this is the kind of space travel i want my taxes to fund

[tastefullyoffensive]

[stolentweets]

[garkgatiss]

#have you seem michelles arms #she dont need no help carrying a mini fridge 

[the-jenner-sistersxo]

[flipbug]

[cestvibe]

[pretty--chic-deactivated2017062]

[northgang]

[animalrates]

more animals rated here

[fellowinternetcryptid]

Friendly Reminder

It is literally impossible to steal a job. Think all the jobs are being stolen by illegal immigrants? Absolutely impossible. An employer is intentionally hiring someone they can underpay for more profit. We don’t have an immigration problem. We have a moral issue regarding business owners taking advantage of people and pushing the blame onto those being taken advantage of.

[grumpybeardruid-archive-deactiv]

[glowoholic]

[malamente1992]

[theproblematicblogger]

💀💀💀💀💀

[mycaell]

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

[blipsterinsverige]

[igboemoji]

Me as a person.

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[humansofnewyork]

“My mother died when I was two years old, so it’s just me and my father. He’s been really angry with me lately. He’s always wanted me to be an engineer like him, but I switched my major to photography. He didn’t’ show any emotion when I told him. He always has a poker face. But I know that he’s angry from the little things. He never asks me to go shopping with him anymore. We used to go to the market together. He’d pick up a watermelon, inspect it, then would hand it to me for my opinion. It doesn’t sound like much but I really valued that time together. But once I changed my major, he stopped asking me to come along. But I think things are getting better. Recently I scored in the top 5th percentile on the University Entrance Exam for photography. When I told my father, he didn’t show any emotion. But the next day he asked me if I wanted to go shopping. And that made me so happy. Because it’s just the two of us. And I really, really, really, really love him.” (Tehran, Iran)

[kushandwizdom]

Give yourself permission to be who you wish to become.

Alex Elle (via kushandwizdom)