the second you turn your back, she'll be outta sight

[le-petit-philtre]

[severalowls]

the 5 second rule is a lie. nothing matters. eat the dirt.

[one-976]

[susemoji]

boom clap the sound of my ass

[kaatnisseverdeen]

[regular-love]

[blowedd]

[lindsayrapp]

[star-jockey]

[100493503004422]

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

[snoia]

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

[stupidcoffeebaby]

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

[umlindsay]

In memory of Kanye West. He ain’t dead, but he is to me.

[etsyifyourenasty]

[conceptualartstation]

Accoutrements Deluxe Librarian Action Figure

[hugt0wer-deactivated20121113]

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

[lifeofiction]

When I walk into the wrong classroom

[kleminsblog]

I’m not sure, but I think it might be from “Inception”…. Love it anyway :)

[usedtextbook]

it’s from JGL’s snl opening monologue. which was perfect like him.