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I KEEP HAVING THIS TERRIBLE IDEA FOR A CROSSOVER BETWEEN YOUNG JUSTICE AND BOKU NO HERO AND IT WON'T GO AWAY!!! LIKE, WHY AM I OBSESSED WITH ABUSED TEENAGE GIRLS CROSSING OUT OF THEIR DIMENSIONS AND GIVING THE PATRIARCHY HELL?! Oh...wait...(I'm an eighteen year old girl trying to be a protester/political assistant.)

This is absolutely not a terrible idea lmaooo I love the entire idea so much 😂😂

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On Christmas Eve the League breaks into rich people’s homes and steals a LOT. They wrap up the gifts and break into poor children’s homes to put them under the tree.

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Endeavor loves eating fish and all of his sons pretend to hate fish out of spite.

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Hawks like to swoop his friends and fans off the ground and everyone loves it!

Dabi? Not so much. He’s terrified of heights and is pretty much screaming the minute he feels Hawks lift him up.

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Hawks is an extremely good singer

He doesn’t like singing for other people though. Lots of people hear him singing under his breath, but only Rumi has heard him sing for real.

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Shouta taking his husband, Hizashi, on a romantic date and while both are having the best night ever on their first day off in months, he sees him.

Dabi.

And he’s-he’s sitting next to Hawks!? Why is no one else reacting to this?? He ponders whether or not he should alert his husband, but he seems to be having a really good time...

So do they. They’re feeding each other and laughing and it’s W I L D to witness. He can’t tear his eyes away, but Hizashi is talking and he should really focus... it’s clear they are on a date, but he is too! And it’s his only day off!

Begrudgingly, he goes back to his dinner. Dabi smirks and winks at him and he sees it from the corner of his eye. Absolutely not.

He flips his table and Hizashi nearly screams in surprise. Oh those little shi-

Dabi and Hawks are out the door before he can reach them.

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Hawks and Shigaraki were childhood friends that got separated after “the incident” (hawks getting taken in by the Commision and Shigaraki getting taken in by AFO)

When Dabi finally brings Hawks to meet the League,,, and they get reunited 😭

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Colonel (Hawks) Sanders is playing undercover boss to check out his employees work ethic and he’s appalled but also amused at how horrible (yet efficient) one of chain managers runs his restaurant. Shigaraki is scary efficient as a boss and Dabi is absolutely horrible at recruiting spinning the KFC sign out front. Toga constantly threatens to stab several costumers...Hawks can’t figure out WHY people keep coming back.

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Hawks is the founder of a fast food chicken chain restaurant.

That’s right.

He’s Colonel Sanders.

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Coffee shop au where Shouta runs the shop Insomnia Coffee with his son, Hitoshi. The shop is a hole in the wall that’s only open between 10pm-5am.

Hitoshi starts falling for the way too happy at 2am blonde with a totally dyed lightning bolt in his hair that keeps showing up while Shouta pretends he isn’t excited to tune in to his crushes radio station.

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Vampire au where Hizashi is a vampire and Hizashi is really concerned about how his boyfriend always looks more dead than him. He’s also 90% sure he eats more than Shouta, which is frankly ridiculous considering Hizashi only eats human food for show.

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Pen pal au where Dabi and Hawks have been writing back and forth to each other for years. After Hawks goes undercover they both are like, “oh shit”