bad homebrew dnd quotes

homebrew dnd quotes (from my homebrew campaign) not at all pg13 main blog: @demiigodxx

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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 37

Player: I can fuck anyone?

DM: Yes

Player: ...Do they have to be awake?

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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 36

Rogue: Misinformation campaigns?!? They had me at misinformation!

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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 35

Rogue: You're poor? Get yourself a child.

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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 34

Player: "Do you understand why I fucking owned you?"

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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 33

Player 1: What does Lilia wear? No reason-

Player 2: skin-

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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 32

(detective oneshot)

Sorcerer: Could you perhaps spare a limb?

Ranger: Or a finger.

Sorcerer: Or even a toe-

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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 31

Monk: My name is Slug!

Rogue: Yea sure, schlong, whatever-

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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 30

Artificer: Please drench me in water right now!

Cleric: BAPTISM!! *smacks them*

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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 29

Player 1: I don't think he knows seven nights at Fredrick's-

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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 28

Cleric, sad moment: Can I tell my party that I'm leaving...?

Player: Bye I guess, shit-

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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 27

Player 1, after being cured: Awh, I don't have a reason to be late anymore.

Player 2: DEPRESSION!

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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 26

DM: That was wonderful...

Player: IHAVEABOYFRIEND!!!

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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 25

Fighter: So do we all agree that this is a corrupt civilization and we should kill the king?

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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 24

Fighter: What's your pronouns?

Rogue: I don't know but I'm probably genderfluid as fuck.

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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 23

Player: WHAT KIND OF GOD MOANS WHILE HE EATS A CURSE??!!!

DM: IT WAS THE CURSE!!!!!

Player: WHAT KIND OF CURSE MOANS WHILE ITS BEING EATEN???!!!

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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 22

Cleric: I'd flirt with him if he wasn't my dad.

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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 21

Player, directly entirely at the DM: VICTOR (DMPC) WOULD WEAR A SPEEDO AND HIS ASS WOULD BE OUT AND HIS TAIL WOULD BE OUT AND HIS ABS WOULD BE RIPPLING BECAUSE YOU KEEP ROLLING 20S ON CHARISMA CHECKS-