#bad quotes

[vincentneverwas]

Well, let’s play along with this.

[randomfromtheabyss]

Rook: (over the roar of a veil rending ritual) When you were made my god father-

Varric: Yeah?

Rook: Was there a typo?

Varric: What?!

Rook: You’re supposed to be a spiritual guide. Not-

Varric: (readjusts Bianca) Technically, it wasn’t me that guided you here. Blame Slick.

Three Days Later

Rook: (awakens to Neve rooting for potions) God Mommy?

Varric: (Chuckles)

[kindregardsfrommylifetoyours]

pug trafficking

Stanford: *trying to cross the Mexican border* Stanley, why is it that I'm being questioned for suspected 'pug trafficking'? Stanley: Damn Santiago. The rat. Stanford: Stanley! This is serious! What did you do? Stanley: Stop getting so worried. You evaded the authorities in multiple multiverses, you'll be fine now. I've got to go and... lidiar con algo. Stanford: Stanley!

[regent-overthinker]

My public library of favorite bad quotes

“He Smelled of fresh hay and male skin” — The half king

“Kaeldra has never fit in with her Elythian foster family. she is too tall, too blond. plus she has green eyes.” — Dragon’s milk

[artaxerxesthegreat]

I knew something was bugging me for the longest time since I’d seen Black Panther Wakanda Forever. And it’s nothing serious, but that one scene where K’uk’ulkan and Queen Ramonda are on that little beach talking to each other, something about him just stick out in my mind.

This motherfucka has a magic septum piercing

——

Namor: You wanna see a magic trick? I’ve been practicing all day!

Queen Ramonda: …No.

Namor: (too bad)✨ta-da✨ I can make my septum piercing disappear… like your daughter.

Queen Ramonda: I hate you so much.

——

That is all

[kamaandhallie]

Kama Quote of the Day

[poisonousprincess24]

You look like something I drew with my left hand

[bad-homebrew-dnd-quotes]

Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 24

Fighter: What's your pronouns?

Rogue: I don't know but I'm probably genderfluid as fuck.