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Updated intro

Hey guys, I'm mod generic and I'd like to welcome you to Bad AJ Ideas. This is a blog inspired by blogs like @badfrideas and @bad-wingsoffire-ideas. Posts with no mod response will be posted with a seasonal emoji. Send your funny ideas.

Rules

Ideas must not be serious. Saying things like “AJHQ would do this genuinely bad thing that would have a high chance to do if they could” isn’t allowed. The only exceptions are if they are things AJHQ genuinely wouldn’t add such as “Pet gambling for money is added on heavy scale to Animal Jam, making you gamble for every pet you own, with a minuscule chance to get a rare pet (rainbow galaxy).

Joking about tragedies and politics in a real world context isn’t okay here. I’m staying neutral on this blog despite my personal views and I don’t want to bring up politics here. “Eating the Dogs and Cats update” isn’t going to be accepted but “Animal Jam gains a democratic system where jammers can vote for any rules they want added or removed” would be fine.

Swearing is fine. Slurs are not. I cannot reclaim many of them, and don’t want to deal with them.

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Also guys Tailsprowers on Animal Jam has spikes for gems in his den! Just letting yall know! If his den breaks try going through Peppycatgaming's den.

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nothing changes except for the fact when you say the name of a song written by art alexakis it starts playing sorry

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(sorry the image quality sucks lol)

if there is a specific flag/pronoun set you want that isn’t present here, PLEASE ask! I’ll make a custom one specially for you, for no extra fee.

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animal jam x lil nas x concert

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Barb animal jam is my girlfriend and i am her girlfriend and we kiss each other a lot

Good idea

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"For April Fool's we're deleting this entire fucking game sayonara you weaboo shits" - AJHQ

April Fools!!!

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Adventure where you find out what Animal Jam is (it's blood but with cookie run logic of jam=blood so it's fine)

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there isnt enough tokens in the game. all prize pools in the game should be replaced with their own respective token. also make sure getting a token isnt garuanteed. the prizes you get from the token will also be random. 🤑🤫🤑🤑📈📈📈

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I regret to inform you I’m #animal jam trash.

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Am I? Am I, @badajideas, Animal Jam Trash? No, but these submissions are! I love myself but yeah

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Jammers now have a 1 in 12,000 chance of exploding randomly (every 10 ticks, so half of a second) and if this happens you gotta pay 45 sapphires to revive your animal sorry man

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Pet Honeybeeter (It's Peter Griffin's face plastered onto the Honeybee. No alterations. It's just beeter

would have a collection of beeter griffin

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New painted egg: Painted Egg 2.0, a 1 in 2048 chance to get from a painted egg token or from hatching unlevelled painted eggs, that reward a new item exclusive to it that looks terrible and is unusable in a normal context.

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AJ gains a system similar to Flight Rising's dominance system for packs, except it's individual packs over alligned alphas. Now the pack running packs must work overtime as the leaderboard now gives benefits to anyone on it.

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sir Gilbert goes through danganronpa execution (specifically After-School Lesson)

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Make the february pack runs worse by lowering the size of the maze and add more twists and turns. Good luck getting an 150 point boosted to 300 run now!

whyyyyyyy

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Last night I dreamt that Peck's name was actually Graenus, so my bad idea is that I think they should confirm that Peck is a nickname & her full name is Graenus

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