Dumb looks cute
Pairing: any Santiago (b99) x reader
Requested?: nope but you can if you want to
A/n: so I used this prompt: “It's almost an accomplishment how many ways I can misspell a three letter name.” Which comes from @/coffin-prompts and you should check them out because it’s my favorite prompt blog and they post AMAZING things :)
There are certain things nobody can deny. The sun is bright. Grass is green. Amy is hot. You are drunk.
It wasn’t like you weren’t aware of your drunken state, in fact; you knew you were going to regret doing basically everything after your sixth drink, but you couldn’t stop yourself.
However, Amy was drunk as well, something that was just as rare as an eclipse on the same time the plague would return.
The both of you were huddled in a booth over a piece of paper, giggling as if you were teenagers talking about boys.
“No,” Amy flicked at the pen. “Don’t put that there. Write my name.”
“Sure, sure,” You frowned. “Amy?”
Amy giggled, nodding. “Yes, that’s ‘A’-“
“I know how to spell your name,” you interrupted her, shoving her just a little. “Okay... Wait,” you frowned at the paper. You couldn’t believe you messed it up. “That’s not right
“Dumb looks cute on you,” Amy rested her head on your shoulder. “Oh my god, what’s happening to me?”
“You’re falling in love with my dumb ass,” You giggled again, teying to write her name again, but the world was spinning and even you couldn’t read what you wrote down. “God,it’s almost an accomplijsjd-“
“Accomplishment.”
“Right. That. How many times I can misspell a three letter name.”
Amy took the pen from your hands, writing her own name down. “Don’t be embarrassed,”
“Why would I be?”
“Well,” Amy giggled, looking away from your face. “I mean, you should be.”
“Why? Dumb looked cute on me.”
“Smart would look even better.”












