A Dose of The Baker

~An assortment of trivial jokes, puns, & sexual innuendo. Enjoy~

[glozirina]

[luidilovins]

Wow making Shaggy a hippie as the punchline of a joke in the 60s really backfired didn't it?

[sokkable]

find someone who looks at you the same way cabbage guy looks at his cabbages

[isakvaltzrsen]

Suits S09E01 // I’m finally where I’m supposed to be. We both are.

[griffys]

[tijopi11]

Why are people having so much issue with the article, I agreed with it? The title isn’t the most eloquent thing ever but the article wasn’t encouraging cheating, where you go behind your partners back, but instead looking at the issue of cheating as a not black-and-white thing where there’s one horribly evil person who just wanted to have fun/get laid with one traumatized-for-life victim. Instead, like most- nah, let me say with ANYTHING in real life beyond fiction, the article sees the grays in cheating and why the person cheated in the first place. Not to say that cheating isn’t a horrible thing to do, but I feel like people need to understand that there are reasons people do the things they do. People who cheat are human beings. They could feel horrible about it, they could be trapped in a marriage or relationship that they don’t feel they can escape, they can feel insecure and unloved. Again, not to say it’s something you should ever do, but dehumanizing someone over a mistake is just as bad in my opinion. There’s nowhere where they can talk about their experiences, and it’s likely we know a lot of people who have cheated in our lives even if they haven’t (or were too scared) to tell us about it. 

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

“dehumanizing someone over a mistake”

[pleatedjeans]

[canislondon]

​WHAT THE HECK IS THE LAST ONE

[vieratheartist]

Okay THIS is my favorite Tumblr post.

[rebelgirlmatrix1213]

OH MY GOD

[clowniconography]

i hate when memes become outdated and i have to deprogram myself from referencing them anymore. whenever my mouth says “this is so sad” my brain immediately follows it up with “alexa play despacito” but i’m not ALLOWED to say that anymore

[clowniconography]

how DARE u make this post uplifting and cute

[hollowboobtheory]

If my parents can use slang from the 80s without even feeling self-conscious then I can use a meme that’s a little stale

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[angel-ani]

[blackness-by-your-side]

LMAO

[sushinfood]

i’m so happy for her

[warmbubbly]

I’m happy she’s back

[ghostsandgoblins]

[laughoutloud-club]

Moo b*tch get out the way

[pastrygeckos]

If I remember correctly, the cow’s owner actually said “Well at this point we’re just going to leave her be because she really deserves her freedom” and she was granted immunity by the mayor

[topmeladies]

She deserves it

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[itsmrleorio-deactivated20210107]

I see a little silhouetto of a man

[roguepaladin]

[jesperfahey]

I get a little bit Genghis Khan I don’t want you to get it on With nobody else but me

[femaleshits]

[delphinecormeir]

[humortelible]

[gifak-net]

[kindamindless]

I laughed way too much

[askfordoodles]

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.