And The List Just Continues

I believe in God and penny fountains. Yes I will eat your maraschino cherries.

[tgirl-thucydides]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[thecottageinthedark]

[catgirl-bartender]

Wolfs: "Harmonize with us, lil buddy!"

Husky: "I'm hearing you, and I'm listening. And its great! But lemme teach y'all about a little something we in the business call 'Lyrics'"

[mademoiseli]

If you'd like to, reblog this post if you're a practicing Christian

[transmechanicus]

[randomalienencounter]

||𝙹⚍ ᔑ∷ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸↸ᔑᒲリ ∷╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣

[everest81-deactivated20250126]

Randomalienencounter you've shown me beautiful things

[randomalienencounter]

╎ᒲ ⊣ꖎᔑ↸ ||𝙹⚍ ᓭᒷᒷ ℸ ̣⍑𝙹ᓭᒷ

[everest81-deactivated20250126]

I have no clue what you say and yet your words soothe me like no other

[randomalienencounter]

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ᔑꖎ∴ᔑ||ᓭ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ʖᔑᓵꖌ

[the-haiku-bot]

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ᔑꖎ∴ᔑ||ᓭ

∴╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ

̣ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ʖᔑᓵꖌ

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[alexiaroselikethewine]

so this implies that the haiku bot knows how to translate alien

[pezzei]

[no-context-discord-quotes]

this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world

[marciabrady]

EVA GABOR, the original voice for DUCHESS and MISS BIANCA

“I do a scene and the animators watch carefully. My voice is taped. Then the animators imitate my gestures. I play the character. When you see the character, you see me. The animators are absolute genius. It is incredible. I work with the writers to suit my way of performance…I gave up trying to lose my accent. It’s been too lucrative to lose it. The trouble is I don’t hear my accent. I hear everybody else’s…I play tennis like mad, and then I go out in the evenings. I couldn’t do it without wigs. I still believe everyone should look their best or shouldn’t go out. It takes a lot of effort.”

[mahgnolias]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[cheshirelibrary]

[incognito-princess]

My friend teaches high school history and allowed his students to do their chapter summaries on their chosen biographies as originally created memes. He said that he had never had kids read so carefully to find the most obscure detail from chapters to make their memes. [pro-tip, for younger middle school/elementary school students, make a folder of popular meme templates, to avoid uncomfortable internet searches}

[your-eyes-can-be-so-cruell]

This reminds me of my class watching the 90s film and when it got to this scene some guy in my class shouted out ‘hoe don’t do it’ and then 5 seconds later -sigh- ‘he did it’.

[finrays]

Shakespeare would have loved this 😔

[delphinidin4]

Most ironic photos

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Here’s a photo my dad took at work

[random-meme-bot]

I love Environmental Storytelling

[chalkandwater]

[merlinthegrey-deactivated201803]

Now that’s a motherfucking gifset. 

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Slightly better timed version using guess and check

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

They weren’t laid out correctly anymore so here you go

[wingamy24]

i feel so bad for non-argentinians like what do you mean you're missing out on the best news channel, crónica tv

("spongebob was found drunk in public")

("drunk driver almost caused a tragedy. batman as the only witness.)

("claims that he was discriminated against for being handsome")

("meow")

("manchita broke the quarantine and can't get down")

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[st-pam]

[jwlennon]

PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY

[canislondon]

TAP THE CHEST TO SEE WHAT YOU GET

[your-fave-is-christian]

The F4U Corsair is Christian!

The F4U Corsair from real life is Christian!

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]