Badass Skeleton

With like flames and explosions and motorcycles.

[badass-skeleton]

i wonder if any of my twitter posts will end up in a compilation of something or shared off site

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Ma' don't let me use her lotion 'cause it makes me hurt people.

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boner

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im shy because i hate myself actually

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whats the point anymore. why do i even try.

[badass-skeleton]

happy skeleton month

[badass-skeleton]

In dark times like these, it is more important than ever to be a light for others. Do some good in the world. It doesn't matter if its big or small, because its still good. Hold a door open for someone, donate to a charity, smile at someone on the street, say good morning, anything. It might seem like there's a lot of negativity in the world, but it doesn't have to be that way. You can change the world for the better. You can be caring, you can be considerate, you can be kind.

Being kind is badass.

You're badass.

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

lying in front of the street cleaner

[nic0las-uncaged]

did the street cleaner believe you?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

[badass-skeleton]

who's the genie fucking?

[badass-skeleton]

the mormons have begun to contact me in my dreams

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Hey system I have a Question! what the fuck are you talking about berries and ghosts

[badass-skeleton]

i think the quality of microphones depends not on its price or materials but how closely it resembles the stereotypical microphone.

normal stage microphone: perfect, round head, exactly what you think of.

wired earbud microphone: Godless beast that knows no shame or empathy.

[mlm-blues]

i want homosexual kissing i want to passionately lock lips with another man. give me boy on boy tongue action NOW !!!!!!!!!!

[badass-skeleton]

What is your favorite skeleton image, dear badass skeleton?

i really like this pointing one because its fun to send it with ominous text like "2037. COAL MINE COLLAPSE. NO SURVIVORS."

[stay-chill-vibes]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

[ace-the-amazing]

yup. sounds about right.

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[animentality]

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when i was like five, two dragon flies on top of each other flew into my face and it scared me so bad that i cant stand bugs now.

[badass-skeleton]

imagine: you, the rabbit, are staring the wolf in the face as it carries you away with its teeth latched into your body. countless wolves have torn into the warren, and everyone you've ever known has met a similar fate.

would you rather scream out to your rabbit friends, and try to convince them all to fight off the wolves and save the warren? or use the rest of your might to escape its jaws and run away forever?

if you do pick the latter, is it fair to call yourself a coward? call yourself selfish, for not standing up to fight?

this is definitely not an allegory to anything. thank you for your time.

dinner with jay z