Welcome my dudes

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[treasure-of-the-ancients]

Gold earring with glass head pendant, Phoenician/Carthaginian, 3rd-1st century BC

from The Metropolitan Museum of Art

[chimpachum]

This ancient Rockabilly pendant holds tremendous power

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[carfuckerlynch]

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[straightboyfriend]

if it’s your birthday: happy birthday

if it’s not your birthday: reflect on why that is. 👆🏽

[plaguedocboi]

You know what? You’re right. Thank you south carolina aquarium

[shamebats]

Did they task the vampires with hanging up the flags 😭

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[grymmoires]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

[redstonedust]

i cant lie i did look at the sun. raw dogged it. it looked likte 👍 the sun. with a little bite out of it. my eyeballs hurt i would do it again. my final message fuck maragaret thacther. goodbye/

[bitter---wing]

i was born weird and i will die fucking weird

[garaks-padded-cell]

I just mowed my 88 year old papas lawn and when i came back inside he lifted my arm to reveal a bug that was attempting to hitchhike into the house. At which point he said "you will NEVER escape my garden." And flicked it back into the grass

[teaboot]

Garden of Eden Good Ending AU

[despazito]

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]