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“bitch be wording it however the fuck she wants, but go off. you sound like a prude did ya know that? are you in cahoots with god or what?” because, my good bitch, god is a son of a bitch idiot.

“I am a man of faith if that’s what you’re asking. That may have something to do with it, yes.” ... Wait, what? “Why mention a god?”

#backlacing #[batter walking away] i dont need to hear about dick anymore goodbye

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“EW BITCH I never suggested anything romantic!! i just want sum fuck.” give her a few seconds… oh. “OH. so you ARE a fellow dick appreciator. dick connoisseur, deep throat life!! that’s cool, that’s cool, i’ll lay off your case then. so you’re not into romantic relationships huh?”

"Don’t word it so crudely.” He regrets giving her the time of day already. God, strike him down immediately so he doesn’t have to talk to this slut any longer. “I’m not into anything of that nature. It’s not important.”

#he aged 100 years as soon as he heard panty call him a dick connoisseur #backlacing #panty 01

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oh HELL YEA- wait, what? did he just turn her down? well, that’s…that’s new. new and utterly frustrating. who the hell he thinks he is? just breathe, panty. deeeep breaths.

“…asking ‘come again’ would be ironic as shit, so moving on-” hah. “what’s your motherfuckin’ deal? there’re only two options to explain you turning me down like that. one, you’re a taken bitch. or two, you’re a fellow dick appreciator. which one?”

... Fellow what? Part of him wants to walk away from this conversation and leave to her absurd assumptions, but something isn’t letting him. Must be whatever’s left of the puppeteer pulling at his strings. Thanks.

“... I’m not in a romantic relationship.” Fine. Whatever.

#CLARA THE BATTER IS NOT FUCKIGN BALD I HATE Y OU #thread over goodnight because you called him bald gnight #backlacing #panty 01

backlacing:

hey @badbatter, aren’t u a hot piece of ass?

yeeah, sure, this place can leave one disoriented and all that jazz, but it’s no big deal if you’ve been through this kinda crap before. there’s no time to waste, new place, new possibilities, new rocking chairs.

“Hey there, big boy… I’ll tell you what, how ‘bout you show me that bat of yours and score a home run? If ya know what I mean.”

Is... Is this harlot serious? Her words do not fluster him, but he’s certainly bothered that someone would approach him out of the blue for sexual favors. A man of faith such as himself would not succumb to those sort of desires, but it’s not like he had any sense of temptation to begin with.

“No.” Ah, getting straight to the point. “I’m not interested.”

#backlacing #panty 01 #YEAYEYAYEEYAAYEYEAYE WOO HOO WOO HOO WOOP WOOP WOOP WOO #been excited for this thread... been excited for them to meet #also yes die bitch @ batter

digimindwave:

@badbatter

Zack wasn’t sure what to think of this city, but wandering confusion shifted quickly to alarm as he saw a man in a cap covered in blood. He rushed over to the stranger, the urge to help overcoming his rising panic.

He paused just out of arm’s reach of him, holding up his hands like he was going to support him but hesitated to reach out without asking.

“Oh man, are you okay? That’s a lot of blood—damn, I don’t have a first aid kit on me…”

Of course he didn’t have a first aid kit on him. All he had on him was a wooden sword he’d gotten from some faceless scientists, even the thought causing a shiver to run down his spine… But that was at least easily pushed aside when he had a crisis to deal with.

“Where’s this blood coming from?” Maybe if he knew the source, he could at least help staunch the flow… Sure, he had some medical training, and it wasn’t like he’d never had the chance to use it, but he still couldn’t help but feel overwhelmed in the face of this kind of situation.

Purification.

The word runs through the Batter’s head repeatedly as he wanders District Zeta. He’s seen the people, he’s purified some of the people, but the fact that they’re as numerous as the sewer rats disgust him. His new mission is clear: purify this district, clean it from the sins that have plagued this city for God knows how long. Its vices can be felt with each step he takes, and he vows he shall be the savior this damned place has been lacking.

Hearing Zack, however, takes him out of his trance. Voices of others don’t always register with him, but this time, it (unfortunately) has. Only when the other points it out does he realize how much blood is dripping off of him. It could be worse, he thinks.

“It’s not mine.”

There isn’t a “good” answer to his question, but that certainly is the right one. The Batter takes a step away from Zack, not wishing to be touched by (presumably) impure hands. Although it’s tempting to strike, it’s not like this guy has done anything that requires divine intervention quite yet.

#zack 01 #digimindwave #it was your idea but blaming me is fair tbh #zack please run while you can he's not a man you should want to help. please. pl

sucredanse:

✖ ✖ Even before the man goes to speak to her, the blonde is already on high alert. Within a flash the girl has jumped back a considerable distance from the other, her expression hardening as she stares at the Batter.

The one responsible for her death.

❝ My, my, duckie; your presence is a surprise. However, your joyless words are not. Even in a place such as this, you’re still driven to genocide and insanity? How sad for you :-( ❞

Her behavior doesn’t surprise him—from his experience, only the guilty party would be this defensive. Perhaps she knows her sins are catching up to her and she shouldn’t be alive to be able to talk to him again?

Frankly, neither of them should be alive right now, but at least saviors always rise from the dead.

“This place needs to be purified,” he says. Despite not having one of his better bats with him, he keeps the wooden bat given to him at his side and in plain view regardless. “Your presence only confirms that. How sad for you.”

#me wanting them to talk and picking the worst post for it but here he is regardless #the batter does what he wants which is always what he should not be doing. fuck you batter #sucredanse #sucre 01

sucredanse:

✖ ✖ ❝ While the egg painting holiday is a bit confusing to me, I cannot deny that the idea of painting eggs and finding chocolates hidden around are fantastic ideas. This holiday seems to combine two of my favourite things into one :-) ❞

“If the chocolates are as hidden as you were, they might as well leave them out in the open. It’s the same difficulty and just as pointless.”

#nobody asked you batter go home #sucredanse

@glimmernygma

“... I don’t like baseball.”

It’s a misconception he’s learned to tolerate, but he can’t help but feel annoyed by it all the same. Presenting himself as a baseball player was his choice, so being angry over this would be a waste. While the man he’s staring at is properly shut down, an awkward silence develops between them, which neither decide to fix for a few solid seconds. Batter can’t exactly bring himself to care about taking the excitement away from him, but he figures he can make use of him while he’s here regardless.

“Tell me where I am.”

It’s a sudden demand, but it’s something. His mission is at stake, so in that case, he feels an introduction is not yet necessary. Batter just needs to know how far away he is exactly before he continues on his way, but even then he’s not sure the answer will satisfy him.

#non ca #glimmernygma #sorry my first ic post is not citta related but mori and i came up with a good starter together accidentally #'wow i love baseball' 'i don't' 'oh'#they're definitely in gotham probably so. good for ed bad for batbat

It’s meme day, but since I finally replayed OFF, I’ll pull the trigger. Like this post for a starter featuring the Batter, capping it at 3 (not including castmates/friends).

If the cap’s been reached but you absolutely must talk to him, please send me a message and we can plot something out.

#ca rp ad #this might get lost in meme day shenanigans but here's hoping it doesn't

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He probably just has his hair very neatly hidden inside his hat like a good boy.