Bad Criminal Minds Imagines

FAQ Stay in your fucking lane dave

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this came up on my feed the other day and now you all have to see it too

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and you’re like sniffing ur armpits in the bathroom wondering what the fuck is up

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POV: you write an imagine after only watching S1E1

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Lmao I love how this author said ‘making love’ so the car sex seems less trashy

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I’m glad I read this imagine this evening cause I love imagining being abused while I fall asleep

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love that we’re setting our standards realllll low

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eat the tories

word

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if anything, this blog makes me absolutely piss myself laughing at my own comments whenever I revisit it… I forgot how fucking funny some of these were…

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In which season of criminal minds did Reid have the best hairstyle, in your opinion?

season 1 when he looked like a lesbian real estate agent who was under a lot of pressure

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I THINK ABOUT THIS EVERY GODDAMN DAY

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does ur boyfriend have rabies like hotch

Oh my god I fucking missed you weirdos

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Same anon as Mole op girl. I’m doing a diploma of graphic design and one of the teachers in the faculty is called David so if I hear a story about him from one of the other teachers I’ll often mutter “stay in your lane Dave” to the guy sitting next to me in class. I love that he laughs even if he’s not privy to the origins of that magical phrase.

you’re single-handedly keeping the lore alive

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hey it’s been a while how’s everyone? It’s crazy to think people on their first criminal minds watch still come to this blog and love it just as much as everyone did when I started it 9 years ago. Rewatching criminal minds now and I know it’s a dark show but it makes me so happy, because I made people so happy through this blog. Still love you ALL and still think about ‘stay in your lane Dave’ daily.

If by some miracle I actually appear on your feed please give this a like and tell me how you’re doing❤️

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You are singlehandedly getting me through my breakup. Bless you.

Hey I haven’t been on this blog for ages but I’m really glad it still exists and helps people that makes me really happy

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so i like this scenario where Reid dates someone really normal (obvs while still being smart and good for him) and he finds out she has kinks and he has to ask Emily about it and she awkwardly explains it to him like a mum

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20 dernier tights are meant to be worn once and only once

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Absolutely no way this blog dies even when I’m 45 years old I will still post my super irrelevant personal problems

Also i genuinely don’t think I’m as funny as I was at 15 when I started this blog - y’all that are left with adult me are in it for the long haul