You're crooked, boy, and it shows

Grow like a tornado, destroy everything.  Canon Divergent!Badou Nails Affiliated with Isola Radiale.

[deathpacito]

I'm dropping! You can find me here if you'd like. If not, take care!

[amerhauser]

She's hearing weak zombie moans around far corners, means they have to leave right now. "Folgen Sie meinem Beispiel." Beatrix said aside, she gestures herself to follow her with weapons ready. As the door was opened in the first place, her steps are quiet so the zombies further away won't be alerted.

Helm and mask is on, meaning she's ready to encounter.

"Hier entlang, nach rechts." Whisperly said, she tugs his shirt to follow her to the right while there is no zombie ambush.

[baddestdangerboy]

He nearly freezes-- that sound is stupidly familiar, stupidly, easily there to make his blood turn to ice and his heart to leap into his throat.

"How fucking cliche," Badou hisses softly. The voice that speaks to him is familiar, even if the face isn't, and the language sure is.

That's that lady. And she's-- indicating to follow.

He nods.

"Alright...come on."

[amerhauser]

starter - @baddestdangerboy

Ended up of all places, inside a movie theater but empty afterwards due to her past time since she met the three. Now Beatrix's back in her world. Remembering the time she was yearning for sushi now she has to get out of this place with full samurai gear on.

Beatrix now realized that she'd rather be in Spirale than to be here at all.

"Geht es Ihnen gut? Wir müssen von hier verschwinden." Bloodied splatter aside, there were some corpses might be lying hidden but then again, they have to leave this place.

[baddestdangerboy]

Where the actual hell-- this isn't-- Badou doesn't really recall what he'd been doing, or where, but he's. In a theater? It's quiet.

"What the actual fuck--" he snarls-- it's too quiet. Is something going to happen?

[sickhackbassist]

"That's not even a whole percent! And you still said maybe as well!" It was true though, from a certain point of view that didn't exactly know how Kikuri operated on the daily...

[baddestdangerboy]

"So that's how completely, utterly sure I am that something'll happen, cause you'll get lazy or forget or something."

More like get too carried away.

"I got no faith," just COLD.

[ostentumm]

"You weren't even paying attention were you?" He asks, his eyes now on the guy. "YOU were asleep!" He then points accusingly. "HOW could you?" Still, when everyone starts clapping and Badou's stood up to join them, Oliver does the same. He clap away and whistles.

"It was really good! I wanna see another one!"

He's never had this kind of chance before.

[baddestdangerboy]

He yawns loudly, a jaw-cracking kind of one, incredibly loud as he smacks his chops after that. A little tear in his eye.

"I was paying complete attention! The guy got the girl, the other guy fell in a hole, it all worked out."

Ugh, he hopes he doesn't mean another one right now...

[salfxsher]

Sal smiled from behind his prosthetic at Badou. He had to admit that this kind of energy and attitude was somewhat contagious. Not unlike when his brother Larry exhibited the same behavior. Yet, Sal kept an air of calm.

"Heh, yeah alright. Come on, I'll pay if you want. It's discounted after all!"

[baddestdangerboy]

Badou rolls his eye, though he appreciates Sal's attempt to grab some of this energy-- if anyone knows anything about the redhead, it's how thrilled he is about food.

"Nah, man, don't worry about it. Let's just get as much as we can, yeah?"

[salfxsher]

@baddestdangerboy :"HELL YEAH!! Let's go RAID SOME STUFF!"

"Whoa, calm down."

"We still have to pay for it. Don't go wild just yet."

[baddestdangerboy]

He sighs loudly.

"I didn't say we'd steal anything--" aloud, "but get a little more excited, dude! Candy is candy-- but discounted shit? That's the BEST."

[sparklingemeraldidol-deactivate]

While the rational part of her brain warned her this was a bad idea, the other side told her it would be rude to refuse. Plus, she was rather curious as to what it tasted like.

"If you're offering, then sure~!"

[baddestdangerboy]

Wordlessly, he slides his plate over with the remaining slice of this monstrosity (pizza? sandwich???), raising a brow.

"Have at it. I'll warn ya, it tastes...weird. Unexpected."

[lightoball]

that made sense... he guessed. money was still a strange thing to wrap his head around, even if he'd gotten used to how it worked. ϟ but if the healthier one is easier to buy, then more people would. they should make it the cheaper one. ϟ

[baddestdangerboy]

"You're telling me!" He chuckles, grinning at the little rodent. Didn't take him long to get it, did it?

Because it's logical.

"That ain't how capitalism works, though."

[ostentumm]

"AMAZING!" He's never been to a theater before and he has to say, the performance was SPECTACULAR! He's clapping (almost like a seal) and he's laughing with pure joy in his voice. "DID you see that?" The person who is accompanying him was kind enough to take him to the Theater of Calliope, "THIS is so cool!"

@baddestdangerboy

[baddestdangerboy]

Badou snorts awake, having nodded off some time....he is isn't sure as he looks around with a bleary eye, sniffling and automatically bringing his hands up to clap.

"Huh? Yeah that was great, was a real show stopper, uh huh!"

[sickhackbassist]

"Don't make it sound like I have no hope at all!" She really didn't with that way of thinking. But still he didn't have to say it like that even if it was true...

[baddestdangerboy]

"You got like, 0.0001% hope, maybe, just MAYBE."

He truly says this with his whole chest.

[sparklingemeraldidol-deactivate]

@baddestdangerboy

"Not going to lie: That is the strangest food combination I have ever seen." The more she stared at the guy's plate, the more confused she was. However, her experiences travelling abroad taught her never to judge until she tasted it for herself.

"Is it good?"

[baddestdangerboy]

"It's passable," he decides after some chewing, shrugging one shoulder rather nonchalantly.

Badou hums.

"I was expecting-- I dunno what the hell I was expecting. What, you want a bite of this?"

[lightoball]

he pulled a face, it was hard to imagine. but like Badou said, a lot of natural things he'd eat in the Forest would seem strange from the humans' perspective. but they weren't tampered with by... shitty sugar and stuff? whatever stuff was. and he really liked a lot of the sweets in the city, so this bad kind... they should get rid of it.

from where they stood, he didn't have room to judge, and that wasn't the intention, but he couldn't help scrunch his mouth and nose. ϟ they should stay with real things. flavouring sounds... yucky. ϟ

[baddestdangerboy]

Pikachu has spoken-- sugar cannot be eliminated, the law is there now. Badou would agree, actually. Sugar's the best.

"Yeah, it's healthier-- but it's expensive. Y'know, money?"

[miraclescrest]

"New Jersey?" Now he's just naming states..

[baddestdangerboy]

"No, that's a part of New York...the U.S...we ain't there-- it is shitty, that's what I hear about that place too, but nah."

[thegreatfraud]

Huh neat. What are the chances huh? Meeting what he need here.

Huey began to stripping the men shirt as Badou have three of the five men guns. Even gotten most of the men cash as Huey grabbed all the men phones and smash all but one. Huey drag the men outside one by one as he tie them using what seem to be a sailor knot together.

There done. Huey head back into the bar and...actually grab a mop and a trash bag as he ACTUALLY cleaning up. The bar pretty empty now as most the patron have already ran off. He didn't demanded Badou to clean up or anything. Huey just seem to be the obsessive type who like to finish his work cleanly as possible.

"Well what are your rates Mr. Info breaker? Any rules you have that should be know about? I mean we're not gonna do business right NOW mind you. But your are the first specialist i meet in this city."

Huey tied the trash bag after he done as he grabbed one of the bottom behind the counter and throw it to Badou. A little light robbery as the bottle he gave to Badou just happen to be the one he was drinking from before this mess as he take a bottle himself.

"Oh right. The name Ernest Hemingway. I'm a writer and well no use hiding it. A thief.."

Of course it's a fake name. Badou whole BUSINESS is selling information. No way is Huey just gonna cough up his real name. Badou could very well sell to his enemies tomorrow.

[baddestdangerboy]

Badou can hardly believe even the bartender took off-- then again, self-preservation is a hell of a drug. It's vital.

Some of these guys have some decent watches too...might sell some of that. This is turning out okay-- nothing like robbery to make business deals!

"If the cases are interesting-- if there ain't firepower like this one. This coulda been real damn bad...hate shit like that. As for rates-- again, depends on the info you want."

If it's something specialty-like it's gonna be a high-stakes one.

"A thief and a writer? Huh. Guess that makes sense. I'm Badou Nails. Info broker and odd jobs kinda guy."

[miraclescrest]

"Should've figured I'd end up in Ohio." He was studying that map a little too hard.

[baddestdangerboy]

He-

"No, this is-- not Ohio. Or Kansas."

[thegreatfraud]

.....Yeah no he not actually gonna cold blooded murder the guy. Huey drop the gun and sigh as pissed off as he is about the wasted money. He not gonna shot the guy.

There no benefit in it. If there is a reward on Badou head? Then yeah. He gun Badou down right now without so much of a blink.

"Look fine. Can you at least make sure their weapons are not easily reachable? I shot them in the arm not the head. At this point these gentleman are angry enough they might just kill everyone in the bar so can we at least do that? They're carrying Semi Automatic. They don't exactly have to be accurate with it."

Huey began to knock then men out one by one and confiscating the magazine in their guns. While he LOWER the gun he didn't exactly holster it as he motion to Badou.

"Look help me out here. There like five of them. You can keep whatever knick knacks you find in their pocket. I forget the whole stupid acting like a fool thing.,,,Honestly you think there be a good info breaker in the yellow pages. How long you been here slick? Kinda new to this place and need to know the local smart guys."

Huey while disarming the men sent to kill him still making sure not to turn his back on Badou. Making sure Badou don't grab one of the semi automatic and gun him down from the back.

[baddestdangerboy]

Well-- if he does have one-- he's keeping that to himself! Badou has to admit-- this isn't a bad deal. He might even keep the weapons. So after a couple of moments, he crawls out of his hiding spot, real dignified, and begins to practically skip around collecting guns and wallets.

"I'm an info broker," he volunteers offhand. Not that he'll immediately offer his services, but he isn't so much in the yellow pages. Do those even exist anymore...