what the heckity?

follow me for soft sin

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[soapulp-archive-deactivated2020]

goes to the kitchen. holds a knife in my hand for a while. puts it back. goes back to my room

[daddykink33]

Dude

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

what? what? what do you want daddy kink 33?

[lesbian-bottom-memes]

lesbians on testosterone 🤝 lesbians on estrogen

being rlly cool and beautiful ppl mwah i love u

[no-chill-at-all]

[no-chill-at-all]

[captain-snark]

this poor man

[meangirlnurse]

hi haligan i’m losing my mind at this person on reddit that thinks chihuahuas are mauling 21,000 people to death every year

i’m absolutely obsessed with how confident this person was that tens of thousands of people were getting killed by chihuahuas

[mysharona1987]

Bible-splaining to the Pope, wtf.

[chronicgoth]

“I do not feel God in this tweet” is a line I’m adopting into my vocabulary posthaste

[godsperm]

[groupthinker]

[geniusoflove]

i want to peg his heart 😔❤

[geniusoflove]

all my friends are funnier than me n im sick of it

[sadhoc]

today in “cis people are unhinged” a parent overheard a second grade teacher i work with talking about pronouns in zoom class and decided to a) try to get the teacher fired and b) pull her child out school. the reason my coworker was discussing pronouns? she was teaching a grammar lesson.  

[ko-is-an-insomniac]

Karens, is it transgendered to learn how to speak

[villaintrio]

[politicalsci]

[your90s2000sparadise]

Blockbuster and Hollywood Video, movie rental places of the 90′s early 2000′s

[eroscestlavie]

and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”

“nailed it.”

[prufrocking-deactivated20170429]

And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve

[i-wanna-be-a-klaine-ship-ranger]

he literally painted adam and steve

[the-evil-twin]

I am in the absolute SHITTIEST mood right now, but this actually made me laugh out loud. 

[fairytaleonfire]

The NYC Met museum had an exhibition where a projection of the Sistine chapel was paired with a bunch of Michelangelo’s sketches.

My friends… EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS GAY. He wasn’t even trying to hide it.

He drew portraits of and for his crushes and boyfriends. He had KNOWN lovers and he definitely had a thing for young brawny men.

Historians: “oh, I’m such a genius, this man is referenced as his favourite. His love must have been a lecherous secret. Dirty, perverted, secretive.”

Michelangelo:

[love-in-mind-palace]

I am laughing so much rn bless this

[memewhore]

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

headlights before electricity was discovered

[kennothythebard]

Listen, I know objectively this is a shitty car mod, but like you have to admit in terms of ridiculousness this is pretty fucking sick

[guerrillatech]

[digdag88]

“Operation Paperclip was a secret program of the Joint Intelligence Objectives Agency (JIOA) largely carried out by special agents of Army CIC, in which more than 1,600 German scientists, engineers, and technicians, such as Wernher von Braun and his V-2 rocket team, were taken from Germany to the United States, for U.S. government employment, primarily between 1945 and 1959. Many were former members, and some were former leaders, of the Nazi Party.“

[afloweroutofstone]

This is true, but Kurt Waldheim successfully hid his record in the SS until after his time as UN Secretary General (though the CIA had an idea, and it’s speculated that the KGB knew as well)

[yesterdaysprint]

Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20, 1935

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

Glad to know that the people in 1935 were EXACTLY the same as we are lol