QUEEN of THIEVES

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[badlucking-blog]

“ no, i’m not going to. ”

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❝Oh come on, Princess, it’s just a simple request!❞

          ❝If you really are made out of candy, I want to see I can slot a few of my possessions into that gumball hair of yours, just until we reach my place, I’ll make it worth your while!❞

[badlucking-blog]

"I was already calm, asshole"

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   ❝Of course! How could I be so foolish, the guy, who just called me an asshole is practically a meditating Buddha when it comes to level of calmness, someone better ship you over to India since you’ve found inner piece.❞

                                 ❝Get a hold of yourself, G-Spot of Doom.❞

[badlucking-blog]

“ i’m not gonna let you. ”

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   ❝Oh. Well I suppose I better stop then. -- Somebody call the police this guy has cracked the code to stopping crime..❞ if you couldn’t tell already, sarcasm was practically leaking through her words and she was very close to laughing very hard.

               ❝See you later, kid, Black Cat has some fortune to reclaim.❞

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“ you need to leave now. ”

five-word sentences.

     ❝That sounds a little like a threat.❞ she shrugs, simply rolling her eyes.

       ❝Believe you and me, birdy, if I could leave I so, so would.❞

[sandcvstles]

five-word sentences.

“ please just let me forget. ”

“ c'mon try to guess what. ”

“ just leave me alone already. ”

“ no, i’m not going to. ”

“ you can’t change my mind. ”

“ my mind is made up. ”

“ i’m not gonna let you. ”

“ don’t do that to me. ”

“ think about what you’re doing. ”

“ why aren’t you listening now? ”

“ i want to sleep forever. ”

“ you need to leave now. ”

“ i’ll always have your back. ”

“ now there’s no going back. ”

“ the view really is spectacular. ”

“ i didn’t think you’d care. ”

“ why can’t you trust me? ”

“ don’t even bother with clothes. ”

“ i don’t love you anymore. ”

“ i am a great person. ”

“ you are a tolerable drunk. ”

“ exactly, why are you awake? ”

“ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”

“ how is that not hilarious? ”

“ please just calm down now. ” 

“ i was already calm, asshole. ”

“ i can see your underwear. ”

“ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”

“ please stop losing your temper. ”

“ you can cry if needed. ”

“ you have to run away. ”

“ i just wanna be yours. ”

“ ashes, we all fall down. ”

“ i’m hoping you’ll understand me. ”

[getclawed-deactivated20190304]

         ╳ ┊THEY SAY A CAT always lands on her feet, while the phrase is tired and overused it certainly has its truth. Selina Kyle, thieving extraordinaire dropped into the sums of a city that could easily rival Gotham’s. Although despite the drop and only jump rope to save her from the fall she landed with firm footing. It was a new hunting ground but she already had retrieving some of her rightful feline mementos.

         Tonight was busy, as were the several proceeding evenings. There was a lot of ground to cover no matter how effective she was in reclaiming her fortune. Luckily The Hive’s law enforcement were sitting ducks. Gordon would be having a conniption trying to get these officers to do anything more than frequent the donut shop drive-thru. Average citizens probably struggled with this fact but it was blessing for someone in her line of work.

        Company, she hardly had been expecting to bump into anyone prowling the rooftops besides herself. This place was turning out to be full of surprises though, just look at that getup. ❝Another pretty kitty, who would of thought?❞ She could not say she had been in a similar situation before. Catwoman was no Batman and that meant copycats were not exactly something she had to deal with. Given the lack of recognition it was obvious enough that this woman was no double, so she did away with her suspicions. 

         ❝Oh, those guys… Not very polite are they? At least take a girl out to dinner first before you whisk her away.❞ A shrug follows the dry humor. ❝Gotta say it’s the latter, but I wouldn’t be against playing dress-up. That’s a cute outfit you got there.❞ 

[badlucking-blog]

Half expecting a negative outcome from approaching the other, since you know, that was typically Felicia’s luck, her own power seemed to be like a double-edged sword. Though she had comes to terms with it, it didn’t mean she couldn’t complain about it every now and again--

Anyway, needless to say, this certain cat was pleasantly surprised she hadn’t really stumbled upon other any other cat suit wearing feline pals back home and everyone needs that sense of relatability. Even better, she wasn’t an exact copy, the woman definitely had her own paw full of flair and Felicia was, to say the least, loving it.

    ❝It really is a small world, hopefully I didn’t use up all my luck on meeting such a fine feline.❞ a small bout of laughter escaped her because 1) who doesn’t like cat puns? and 2) she was fairly happy with the situation. Posture relaxing slightly as the conversation flowed and the words practically rolled off her tongue.

              ❝Mm, they strike like the type of people to really like spiders..-- I would’ve happily come here with a belly full of expensive lobster or something, the place doesn’t seem too bad but I haven’t been here long enough to make a proper judgement.❞

Her face practically lighting up at the proposition of dress-up, arms unfolding and hands clasping together, it was a rare encounter and she was going to make the most of it.

              ❝Where do I sign? People say the cat-suit is an ‘acquired’ taste, but when it’s hugging all the right places like yourself, who wouldn’t love it?❞

            ❝So what brings you to this old rooftop, have something you’ve gotta’ get your claws on?❞

[triple-gman-deactivated20160425]

Cue Gideon charging down the street, shining like a glitter covered diamond, and screaming bloody furious murder

“YOU’RE ALL DEAD YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD YOUR KIDS ARE DEAD YOUR CAREERS ARE DEAD I WILL NOT REST UNTIL EVERYONE PAYS FOR RUINING MY CLOTHES, MY HAIR, AND MY RULE OF NO PRANKS!”

“IF I HAD MY POWERS I WOULD RAIN A HOLY GOD FIRE DOWN UPON ALL THE HERETICS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHITHOLE!”

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      ❝Woah back up G-Spot of doom. ❞

  ❝If I’m dead...and my kids are dead...and my career is dead..❞

                                            ❝Then who’s flying the plane?!❞

[badlucking-blog]

   ❝April Fools, huh?❞

❝I guess we’re all fools for ending up stuck here, so happy holiday to us!❞ she would still be down for some pranking, though.

[badlucking-blog]

sorry for the lack of activity amigos! life has caught up a lil, i am going to try and get to what i owe tomorrow morning! just wanted to let u all know i haven’t evaporated from the face of the earth...yet  ❤︎

[mostlysunny247]

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Strawberries, cherries and an angel’s kiss in spring; My summer wine is really made from all these things

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🍭 ▬ 𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕮𝖆𝖑𝖑: @badlucking

「 🍬 」▬  Following a little cat into an alleyway, Bonnibel squats down and scratches its adorable chin. “Oooh lookitchu wittle cutie, yes you are. You remind me of my Timmy back home. Just…like, waaay smaller.” She lets a small, happy squeak out as she watches the few other cats wander around her.

The princess pauses in her secret baby talking to a cat to look up and see a woman. Oh boy! Her cheeks turn red and she stands herself, clearing her throat and shoving her hands into her hoodie’s pockets. “What? They’re…they’re cute, geez.” She frowns slightly in her embarrassment before glancing at the other woman. “Wait. Are you staring at my crown? What the junk.”

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In all honesty, Felicia had been witnessing this situation from a nearby rooftop, specifically because she spotted a stray cat and was concerned for it’s safety whilst also missing her own back home, but when she spotted the pink girl petting it and putting on an ‘oh so wittle cute’ voice, it definitely brought more than just a smug grin to her lips.

Riding down the fire escape ladder and making her presence known, as well as how funny she found the situation, not uttering a single word and instead opting for the silent approach; squatting down next to the other and sticking her hand out for the stray to get somewhat familiar with her before receiving the a-okay to go ahead and pet him.

     ❝I’m not judging you, doll.❞ clearing her throat and finally deciding to start a conversation after about half a minute of silence  ❝You and this little guy definitely put on quite a cute display, almost warming my heart -- Almost.❞

And she definitely was eyeing the crown for a good while, and it may or may not be on her ‘to snatch’ list.

❝Don’t you ever just feel like picking up all the strays and taking them home?❞ 

[wukongly-blog]

“ so, uh… what exactly is easter, anyways? and did i miss it already? ” he’d at least like to know if there was something exciting he was missing out on.

[badlucking-blog]

❝ You’ve never heard of Easter? You’re missing out, Golden Monkey. ❞

         ❝ Basically, you go around the City hunting down chocolate eggs, whether it’s under a rock or in someone’s purse, it’s the only holiday where you can eat as much chocolate as you want and nobody bats an eyelid.  ❞

[triple-gman-deactivated20160425]

“Excuse you? I JUST showered, used that weirdly nice smelling soap they got stocked in the apartment bathrooms and everything”

“Ever think it might be you? Oh wait no, then you’d have to put blame on yourself for something”

[badlucking-blog]

Of course it was this guy.

      ❝ I don’t think you’re being very honest there, doll. Passing gas is a natural thing...just God. What have you been eating? ❞ was that last sentence used purely to get under her skin? Too bad her costume was pretty much impenetrable. 

❝ Y’know, I do actually take the blame for my actions. ❞ and just at that moment, a bird happened to be flying by, and with a little bit of bad luck, it needed to poop there and then, right onto Gideon.

          ❝Like that, for example, you just got a hint of bad luck sprinkled over you. ❞ laughing along with the smuggest of expressions, despite her power being limited, it was still so fun to use.

[badlucking-blog]

Despite being shoved into this place against her will, this City definitely had it’s perks, for example, crime didn’t really seem to be monitored..or maybe it was another one of those ‘social experiments’, either way there was no point thinking too deep into it, she had riches to reclaim after yet again being yanked from her stolen throne.

   But now, she was somewhat content, pouncing from roof to roof with a bag full of ‘borrowed’ goods and a set of plastic knives at her disposal, life was going pretty well as she ‘strolled’ towards her next hit, solitude usually was key with these delicate tasks, so when she spotted another black suited cat lady heading the same way as her, her curiosity was definitely peaked.

    ❝I knew I wasn’t the only cat in town!❞ coming to a brief halt, hand taking it’s accustomed position on her hip  ❝Did some creeps in lab coats throw you into this City too or am I just a special case? ❞ voice laced with sarcasm, as much as she dug the whole ‘mad scientist’ trope, when the consequences landed on her...it wasn’t so fun.

        ❝So..I’m guessing you’re a cosplayer or on the prowl tonight yourself.❞

getclawed

[badlucking-blog]

     ❝ God, what died over there? Wait-- Was that...you? ❞

[badlucking-blog]

❝ i like my hair the way it is, thank you. ❞

dragon age starters -

       ❝ I too, also like the way your hair is, so don’t get your pink panties in a twist. I just had a few questions like...❞

❝Is it edible?❞