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“just how hard is it to use an axe anyway ?”
“I wouldn't say its too hard friend! Although I would recommend using a lighter weapon than what I hold in my hand.” Simply because he didn’t wish to hurt the wolfskin in front of him.
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“Now I have something I want to protect. It’s you.”
“I’m not afraid to die!”
“You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.”
“They say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”
“Fear and anger only make it grow faster.”
“I think I can handle it.”
“Here’s another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.”
“Don’t worry! Stay right where you are, I’m coming to get you! You’re gonna be fine, I won’t let him hurt you.”
“I need something of yours. How ‘bout your eyes?”
“We gotta get out of here! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
“You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”
“No more killing. It has to stop!”
“You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.”
“Guys, don’t take that food! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
“Fight ‘em! C’mon!”
“Smile so we can make a good impression.”
“We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it’s not easy”
“I finally get a bouquet and it’s a goodbye present. That’s depressing.”
“Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”
“Sorry, it looks like you’re involved.”
“Oh, my baby! Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”
“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
“Leave before it gets dark.”
“Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.”
“Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.”
“It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”
“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
“I suggest you surrender. There is no ship coming to rescue you.”
“I had no idea that my rage could drive me to kill.”
“These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares.”
“A heart’s a heavy burden.”
“Please! You must stop!”
“Well, well, well… hello kitty.” “You can’t be busy - you’re five!”
“So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.”
“ I have really had enough of your incredible stupidity.”
“Lamebrain! They made an escape! Now step on it!”
“I didn’t want them to kill you.”
“It’s fun to move to a new place. It’s an adventure.”
“Welcome the rich man, he’s hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there’s plenty there to kiss!”
“You shouldn’t be here! Get out!”
“He said Mom was ugly, now go get him!”
“Kill him and you’ll be famous.”
“I’ve seen him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”
“S/He’s alive. There goes that dream.”
“That was the night I died.”
“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”
“You don’t remember your name?”
“Don’t be afraid, I just want to help you.”
“Poor kids. I’ll really miss them.”
“I don’t fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.”
“ No, No, No! Don’t do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel!”
“She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn’t, so then, as usual, I ran away.”
“You’re in love. Don’t deny it, you’ve been sighing all day”
“She never woke up again.”
“You blubber heads! I’m not runnin’ a luxury cruise! Now get to work!”
“Why does everything that’s good for you have to taste so bad?”
“Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”
“This is our little secret. You tell anyone and I’ll rip your mouth off.”
“I give up. I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”
“If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything.”
“ It’s… you’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave. ”
“There’s a demon inside you.”
“Don’t get alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”
“This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon it will kill me!”
“Smooth. Very smooth. You definitely know how to make a good first impression.”
“Everyone fears their own mortality.”
“Play with me or I’ll break your arm!”
“I gotta get out of this place. Someday I’m getting on that train.”
“Wait give us a minute! This is clearly harassment.”
“Why do fireflies have to die so soon?”
“There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.”
“When you’re going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.”
“Why did you stop me from killing her?”
“When I saw you, I just wanted to find a way to protect you.”
“One thing you can always count on is that hearts change.”
“Tell me while you’re still alive!”
“This is a tomb for the both of us.”
“If nobody comes in, I’m gonna have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, fat! And what am I supposed to do about that?”
“Even if you were a woman, you’d still be an idiot!”
“What do you say we give ‘em a little demonstration of how fast we can run, huh?”
“HAM!”
My character takes a fatal blow intended for your character. How does your character react?
DO IT! EVEN IF WE’VE NEVER INTERACTED OR ONLY IN CHATZY AND CAH, DO IT!. I have a need to torture Gen and myself with feels.
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peculairprincess
Elise stopped spinning again, this time having to grab hold of her guardian’s arm to steady herself.
“Ah man… I didn’t expect to have to do anything today. Can’t we just skip it?”
She looked up, her childish face smiling, “After all, there are flowers to be picked and hair to be braided!”
Arthur offered a large hand to steady the smaller princess as he chewed his lip a moment. It was a war meeting however, those always seemed to cause his liege much stress in any situation.
“I don’t propose that Corrin nor Jakob will be all too happy with us if we do not attend.” Blue eyes gazed down at the smaller one with contemplation. “What if we picked those flowers and braided hair after the meeting?”
@ryuunxko
“Just let me know where you’d like these boxes, milord.” Holding a tall stack of boxes and a grin. Arthur kept his face cool as out of no where termites began to come off of the boxes. They seemed fine before he picked them up and now he could feel dozens of them crawling all over him. Nevertheless he remained cheerful as he waited to be pointed a direction.
@peculairprincess
“Oh wow Arthur! Keep up the good work!” The smallest princess exclaimed happily.
She spun around in a circle causing her dress to balloon, her arms and hair waving wildly. She stopped for just a moment to ask her retainer a question.
“So did you come out here just to see me? Or do we have some important princess business to attend to?”
“Aha, thank you milady, tis not an easy task.”
Seeing her filled with overflowing joy was a wonderful sight for sore eyes, perchance a reminder of peaceful times. Business, right, “Well we do have a small meeting to attend, I was flagged by Jakob who seemed rather frazzed that you were not with me.”
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(For example, a stormtrooper mask:
“A white mask with a black visor on the front. Putting it on, you realise that the visor isn’t even transparent. How are you expected to do anything competently like this?”)
@nesufuratu
“Ah, my apologies friend! I was simply searching for some herbs for a friend of mine. I didn’t mean to disturb whatever it was that you were doing.” Of course, on his way in to the woods he would stumble into what seemed to be some who had an unconscious body in his arms. Should he ask what the other is doing or simply let him be? Already through his journey some how he had been attacked by birds that did not even live here, bees he hadn’t disturbed, and tripped a few times.
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@bornxsteward
Despite having a tree nearly fell upon him after safely maneuvering a cat, who had clearly left his mark on his face, down and to its owner. Of course no one else but him had been injured as he limped his way back into camp. He’d intended on going to train but on his way tripped over a sleeping Dwyer thus furthering his injured leg.
“Ah- my bad. Please, continue your nap.”
@thegiftedprince
The man had simply been reading for a moment, some downtime was a welcome reprieve from the usual chaos that life liked to give him. Of course, though, Arthur could only escape from it for so long before he had managed to get a barrage of paper cuts found themselves on his fingers. Quickly setting the book down before going in search of something to stop the sudden bleeding. Finding something at last it was hardly becoming of him when Leo had come in.
“Ah, Milord-”
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