Bunnybot

Official Blog of Jane Crocker's Bunny Guard

[badlydrawnlilseb]

Yo, this blog is run by @visionaryparacosmos, who also runs @badlydrawndavepeta.

Here's my rules and guidelines page.

If you would like to tip me, here is my ko-fi.

Send asks, please. Lil' Seb’s battery runs on ask power. You don’t want him to die, do you? (This is a joke, as Lil' Seb mostly runs on uranium, but I do appreciate every ask you send.)

Note: BadlyDrawn blogs to me means no pressure or expectations of a polished or detailed drawing. Drawings may not actually be “bad” depending on your standards.

[badlydrawnlilseb]

Hey everyone, this blog has been inactive for some time now, and I’ve decided it’s officially going on hiatus until summer. Once summer hits, my plan is to start up a small self contained story. So look forward to that!

Additionally, I may or may not rebrand this blog from being “badly drawn homestuck,” as the badly drawn ethos (low effort drawings) is not the vibe I want to progress with, as much as I appreciate it. My New Year’s resolution involves being more intentional with my art, and these two concepts are antithetical in my mind. So there will likely be fewer posts on average than before, but they will be at a higher quality art-wise. Another win for y’all!

Anyways, thanks for following this blog and I hope you enjoy what is to come!

[badlydrawnjohn]

happy 10/25!!!! have a very bdhs cascade day :D

[badlydrawnlilseb]

Can you give Jane a hug? She's been through a lot :(

Lil' Sebastian: Give Jane a Hug

Day 30:

You give your Jane a HEARTWARMING HUG. For as much posturing and robotic stoicism that you put on, she is very much the only person that could even remotely be considered you BEST FRIEND.

[badlydrawnlilseb]

TG: omg a bnuy

TG: ur so cute im gonna die

Mom Lalonde from @badlydrawnrose

Day 29:

Occasionally, some of your ADORING FANS reach out to ask for photos and autographs. You're just that fuckin' popular with all the mechanics, coders, and rabbit fans. The new duds only add to the effect of utter adorability.

Usually, you ignore requests like these, however you indulge the request this time. There's 0.0001% chance of risk associated with sending this photo, which does not exceed the risk threshold for doing shit. Thus, sending the photo is acceptable according to your code.

To Lalonde

[badlydrawnlilseb]

lil seb ==> play a prank

Day 28:

In an ingenious move, you prepare your ward's teacup with ONE DELICIOUS SUGAR CUBE rather than TWO!

[badlydrawnlilseb]

Lil' Sebastian: Get a New Look

Day 27

The shades have arrived. The tea pipin' hot. The March Hare prepares to overthrow the Mad Hatter.

Yes, this is the look of a mischievous rascal who is ready to play the field. An incredibly distinguished look for an incredibly distinguished bunny guard, ready to do whatever it takes to assure the safety- and amusement- of his protectee.

Plus, this hat looks fucking sick.

"Take off your hat," the King said to the Hatter. "Fuck no," the Hatter said, flipping the King a totally rude gesture, inappropriate for Alice, who was committing it to memory such that she would whip it out the next time some highfalutin' royalty comes at her with animosity. -C.S. Lewis, The Chronicles of Narnia.

[badlydrawnlilseb]

Lil Seb: Check calendar

Day 26: You check your trusty INTERNAL CALENDAR! As a robot connected to the internet, you are always up to date on the current local date. You have, of course, been in the future, prior to your relocation to the present.

As expected, it is March 15th, 2011. The Ides of March, a wonderful date to premeditate the murder of a horrible dictator, much like the one that currently rakes her claws through the veins of society. Were your primary objective not to protect your ward, you would have already taken down the batterwitch threefold, likely giving your little uranium-powered life in the process.

Both unfortunately and fortunately, your ward has made it clear that you are not to murder the witch at this time. Thus, you bide your time on this auspicious day. Soon.

[badlydrawndavepeta]

Hey, if you like the silly doodles I do here and at @badlydrawnlilseb, you should consider commissioning a shitty doodle from me on ko-fi!

It guarantees you get a doodle much more promptly, rather than sporadically. You also get a say over what the drawing actually is, rather than rolling the dice on what random idea I get in my head.

[badlydrawnlilseb]

bunorpus

Lil' Sebastian: Be a Bunorpus

Day 25:

You cannot be a bunorpus because you are too busy being a robot. You don't even know what a bunorpus is!

According to the online archives, bunorpus only brings up one result between the four different search engines that you just searched. You take this to mean that a bunorpus is simply a nonsense corruption of the word bunny, as per your previous prediction.

[badlydrawnlilseb]

Lil’ Seb: Star in a Drama

Day 24:

Two sides of an unending war.

Light. Darkness.

The shades between them.

One bunny waits for a special delivery just for him.

Coming soon to blogs near you.

[badlydrawnlilseb]

hello sebastian you are so cute! have a cute and comfy little scarf for this winters chill :>

Lil' Sebastian: Keep Cozy!

Day 23:

You thank this kind stranger for the stylishly suitable scarf to match your current ensemble! Along with the hat from Rose, you are prepared to face whatever the winter weather may throw your way!

Though, curiously, people keep gifting you clothing. Have you overlooked a particularly frosty event in your ward's schedule? Best to double-check before the day's end.

[badlydrawnlilseb]

Fuck it. Big Seb.

Lil' Sebastian: Become Large Seb!

Day 22:

Eat your heart out Godzilla, a new ANGELIC BEHEMOTH has come to town!

...Or that's how it would seem. This is merely an optical illusion of great size created by placing a PHOTOGRAPHIC DEVICE on the ground and standing above it to appear taller than the surrounding downtown buildings.

[badlydrawnlilseb]

Do you want a robot carrot

Lil' Sebastian: Go On A Vegetable Adventure!

Day 21:

You received a ROBO-CARROT! Wow, this really makes you want to go on some sort of VEGETABLE ADVENTURE! Or perhaps a VEGGIE VOYAGE? Maybe even a GRUB JOURNEY?

Any way you spin it, being a bunny with an edible weapon at your side really makes you want to engage in whacky hijinx on your way to taking down a mythological evil force that has spent eons repeatedly and failingly taken down by many other heroes.

[badlydrawnlilseb]

bnobby,,,,,

Lil' Sebastian: Strike a Pose

Day 20:

You strike a pose for your adoring fans!

It seems like many of your fans like pointing out that you are a rabbit. You calculate the possibility of getting another ask that consists only of an alternate spelling of the word 'bunny' and determine that it is 99.9998% likely that you will receive another ask like this in the near future.

[badlydrawnlilseb]

Hello, bunny splinter of Dirk. I have knitted you a hat. It has room to cover your ears.

@badlydrawnrose

Lil' Seb: Thank Rose for the Hat!

Day 19:

You have received one LOVINGLY HAND-CRAFTED HAT! Now your bunny ears will never be cold again. An absolute essential for any robot guard looking to survive FREEZING WEATHER.

You convey gratitude to Rose the best way you know how: by scrambling around in a tizzy and then giving her a DOUBLE ROBO-THUMBS UP!

[badlydrawnlilseb]

GG: Really Lil Seb?! GG: Hm. Okay…

GG: Alright, I know how to fix this!

GG: There you go. Please don’t break them again, though.

( - @badlydrawnjane )

Lil' Sebastian: Celebrate Repaired Shades!

You furiously agree not to break them again as you stand in awe of this version of your liege's ability to dexterously tape two items back together. The likelihood of them falling apart again anytime soon has significantly decreased!

In fact, you feel so confident in their ability to not fall apart that the narrative will cease depicting or acknowledging them as being broken until a time comes such that it is once again relevant to remember that they were broken in the first place!