๐Moon Signs๐
๐ฅ Moon in Aries: argues with their mum every time u come over. has 0% patience. canโt keep a secret to save their life. honest to a fault and wonโt let u live!! sore loser. the classic angry drunk. gives really aggressive pep talks. can never sit still and always has to be doing something. has no qualms about naming and shaming u if they get hurt. if it doesnโt involve immediate gratification theyโre not interested.
๐น Moon in Taurus: eats more than anyone u know. everything they like is a guilty pleasure. honestly quite content w/ living the rest of their life on the dl.ย will devote every inch of their being to making sure that everything in their life stays the same because Change Is The Enemy. rarely gets upset but if u test them itโs ur funeral lol. invented the concept ofย โself-careโ.ย the โnice but blatantly problematic grandparentโ. always seems to be doing okay.ย
๐ฃ Moon in Gemini: yโall talk too damn much!! always ready to spill the tea but theyโll do it in a way where u canโt trace them back as the original source. impulsively talks about their feelings on the internet and then deletes the post within a matter of seconds. everything they say is so liberally doused in sarcasm itโs hard to tell if theyโre joking or if itโs a genuine cry for help. actually good at small talk but doesnโt really care for it. clickbait in person.ย
๐ผ Moon in Cancer: a massive fucking nerd.ย likes to be babied/be the one whoโs doing the babying.ย settles for less than they should and falls in love w/ their own pain. craves stability but always ends up latching onto unreliable people who leave them feeling emotionally drained and unfulfilled. holds a grudge like nobodyโs business. acts tough but everyone knows theyโre a mess so they should stop trying so hard.ย Dad Jokes for days. โ*sobbing* fight meโ
๐คณ Moon in Leo:ย really thinks theyโre the shit. always doing The Mostโข. probably fans themselves when they cry. physically cannot keep it in their pants. u have to admit theyโre pretty good at whatever they do (bc theyโre obsessed w/ being the best). never admits when theyโre wrong. has like 50+ย โbestโ friends. uses memes to describe emotions. refuses to get over it. their life is just never-ending drama. checks themselves out every chance they get.ย
๐ Moon in Virgo:ย sees right through all ur bullshit.ย always busy. really doesnโt need to be stressing out about half the things theyโre stressing out about. begrudginglyย lets you copy their homework. will never admit that they need help. still haunted by that one bad mark they got like 10 years ago. u know theyโre right but theyโre really fucking annoying about it. stationery whore. ur probably taking them for granted.
๐ Moon in Libra: will do anything for that aestheticโข. forever weighing up how much love theyโre giving and how much theyโre getting back. queens of being petty. calls u out on ur shit but u never realise ur being called out. screenshots every conversation they have with u so they can annihilate ur ass when the time is right. lives for drama but wonโt ever get actively involved in it. serial monogamist. writes death threats in cursive.ย
๐ Moon in Scorpio: DRAMATIC AS FUCK!!!! wonโt stfu about being a scorpio moon. remembers every damn time someone jokingly insulted them. thinks theyโre misunderstood but they never actually bother to clear things up or clarify how theyโre really feeling. knows what ur thinking at any given time. has a weird power complex and goes to insane lengths to be in control in any situation.ย good luck unlocking their Tragic Backstoryโข.ย
๐ข Moon in Sagittarius:ย smarter than u think. puts too much faith into everything they read on the internet. goes off on a philosophical rant every 5 seconds and doesnโt realise that no one understands or cares. interprets the most insignificant things as โsigns from the universeโ. is never prepared for anything. suddenly turns into a Motivational Speaker every time u come to them with an emotional problem. obnoxiously over-pronounces foreign words.ย ย
๐ Moon in Capricorn: every emotion is heavily scrutinised before being processed through a paper shredder. always going through something and no one can talk about it or itโll push them off the edge. infinitely more accomplished than u. never knows what to do when someoneโs having a breakdown. their idea of taking a risk is buying tissues from a different brand. probably thinks freeloading is the moral equivalent of armed robbery.ย
๐ฝ Moon in Aquarius: knows something u donโt. mostly chill but occasionally goes completely off their rocker. identifies with anyone whoโs touted as aย โmisfitโ. leaves u on read. thinks theyโre above human emotion. sometimes an sjw, other times just doesnโt really care whatโs going on. always puts their phone on airplane mode then gets cranky when theyโre not invited out somewhere. will deliberately butt heads with u out of sheer spite. shameless jaywalking.
๐ฎ Moon in Pisces: just doesnโt function like a normal human being. giggles at everything. cries whenever u cry. gets hurt no matter what they do. literally not even the same person they were 5 minutes ago. either overshares EVERYTHING, or remains a mystery no matter how long u know them for. doesnโt have an ounce of self control. everything goes in one ear and out the other - any practical advice is lost on them. wonโt stop telling u about their weird dreams.















