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Kaledo Art
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Three Goblin Art
Cosmic Funnies
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Misplaced Lens Cap
$LAYYYTER
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@badlywritten-transcripts
Mahito: Hey Douma, What am I now? *Legit, on his dark patterned poncho lookin' thingy is a printed paper of the texas state with a single short strip of tape on the top middle of his chest level.*
Douma: Um... Stupid?
Mahito: No, I'm texas!
Douma: *Cheerfully* What's the difference?
*Cue loud obnoxious laughter as the camera pans over to an already stressed Akio in his work desk trying to rewrite the rose crest at three in the morning.*
Pee-wee Herman: Do you know what the secret word is?
Dio Brando: Hmm... **Futile.**
Seiahiro Sakurazuka: Dissection?
Mahito: *cheerful* Murder?
Kyouichi Saionji: *pissed* WHAT KIND OF WORDS ARE THOSE?!?
[These characters are based off of my family's hated pick and mine as well.]
Akio Ohtori: *Writing something on his work desk focused while Douma oversees the chairman.* Could not stand to me so close, Your making me Claustrophobic...
Douma: What does Claustrophobic mean?
*Cuts to Mahito on the white couch.*
Mahito: It means he's a afraid of Santa Claus! XD
Akio: No, it doesn't. *He's not impressed.*
*Douma flapping his hands to imitate Santa Claus' laugh and Giggles.*
Mahito: Stop it, Douma! Your scaring him!!
*Douma does it one more time until the chairman turns his head next to him.*
Akio: It's not working, Douma.
*The Demon playfully pouts.*
[I'm Back, But I only have another one in mind like this. And fully aware nobody's going to like it but... It somehow makes sense to in a way.]
"Self-Defense"
*Mr. Yamada, as he holds up different types of knives to defend himself from his enemy, but one of the knives was a tool that was for baking and frosting a cake.*
*The enemy, confused as hell on why he's holding up one of the harmless tools in his hand.*
Person#1: Why are you holding up a frosting knife?
Yusuke Yamada: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF, MISTER!!!!
[Writers Note: Either he was in rush to know the enemy was or... Yeah, maybe that...]
Nagano-Senpai: I don't know, man... What if kids won't like me?
Masato Uchida: I like you.
*A sweet silence*
Nagano: Okay, that warmed my heart a lil' bit..
Tfw your ex mad at you for leaving her out but you don't feel the anger in yourself
Sanae: I hate you!
Yoji: I want yell at you, but at some point I just don't have the strength to frown or feel mad towards you.
[Writer's Note: Again, these characters aren't mine, they are owned by somebody else. Except for the script. I might draw this out afterwards.]
AT A RESTERAUNT...
*A fly lands on Jack's Steak. He shoo's it away with his hand, then stared at his touched steak. And...*
*SLAP! He threw his steak across the whole resteraunt like pitching a baseball's game, It scared some of the chef's in the kitchen. Landed on the trash and employee's started questioning why he did it.*
*Until, a bunch flies gathered around jack's Steak in the trash. It was disgusing. Really.*
*Jack's Glaring in the distance*
Jack Hanma (Thoughts): Flies wanted it, they can have it....
Naveen: You like me?
Flynn (or Eugene): Oh, I'm smitten.
Naveen: *Giggles* I love the way you say that.♡
*Nothing but silence then Flynn does the smolder. Both Broke out of laughter.*
[Writer's note: I have more like this...]
SHIP COUNTER: 2
Showing Support
Pol: I'm always gonna be there for you, Right there.
*He points his finger to chaka's chest*
Chaka: That's my left...
Pol: Right there.
*While saying that he moves his hand to his right chest.*
Pol (Whispers): Always~
*He smiled to him, but chaka was a little weirded out but gives out respect*
Chaka: Um, thanks?
Pol: Sure thing...
*Pol leaves the table to join his buds on the next table*
*The phone rings and Pol answers it.*
J.P. Polnareff (tries to Act chill yet he's panicking): Yello?
Avdol: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!
Pol (on phone): Okay Okay calm down, first... You can't be mad at me.
*The Fortune Teller takes a DEEEEEEEEP Breath. Goes back to the phone, trying not to lose his cool.*
Avdol: What, did you do?
Pol: Okay, and just saying this out there, 'I was minding my own business.'
*Uh-oh.*
Avdol: THAT'S BSHIT!!
Pol: I 'WAAAAAS'...
*I'm having second guesses that he's lying*
[Writer's note: Yeah, Hellsing abridged am I right?]
[Edit: Meh, I think this makes more sense.]
Baki: Oh, can I play?
*Goki preparing for uno*
Goki: Sure!
Atsushi & Katou: NO!!!
[Writers Note: This could get ugly.]
*Somewhere in backstage*
Yanagi: 🎶Some...
Katou: -BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME!🎶
*Doyle joins in, Jack hammer approved a little bit*
(Katou and doyle singing in the background) Kaoru: 🎶I ain't the sharpest tool in the she~ed🎶
*Yanagi has left the chat. In meaning-
Yanagi: I'm done.
[Writers note: Something different this time! also it's been a while posting these but remember, This blog has no categorey what's so ever. And baki got involved with this. That is all]
Recoome: In my hurry to eat, I'll give you the tour.
*Points towards the wall* Here's the wall, *Points out another* Here's the other wall and-
*He pushes a button to raise the door up* Here's your closet!
#16: Have you lost your own mind?
Recoome: Do you wanna go in?
[Writer's note: Friendship antics, and it's not looking pretty]
Recoome: Uh, Captain? May I-
Ginyu: No!
*On earth*
Recoome: Hey! Is it okay-
#17: Absolutley not.
*After that, Recoome sat next to #16 with a sad face. Then puts his head next to the android's shoulder*
Recoome: Why does everybody want me to lose you?
*#16 pats his head in comfort*
[Writer's note: IDK if they can be either friends nor enemies. But I'm depicting them as friends and that's that.]
*So everybody in Hell is basically dancing as a flash mob for some apparent reason. (Like, "DBZ the musical" and all that jazz)*
*After finishing this "BIG FINISH" or Dancing bit whatever you call it*
Some inhabitant from the background: OKAY, WE'RE DONE!
*Everybody fell to the ground on how exsaughted they were from their peformance. Out of breath, sweating, and groaning and moaning of tiring it was*
Ginyu: THE CHOREOGRAPHY WAS WORTH IT!!
Krillin: Alright! I took care of the bossy ones!
Tien: I've Done the dumb ones.
Chiaotzu: I did the freaky guys too!
Krillin: So that makes all four of-
Wait a minute. Where's Yamcha?
*Yamcha was supposed to fight the pretty ones in that one room. But instead of that, they decided to have a night off watching a horror movie with him. The reason; "they're just not feelin' it today"*
