NFAC

This is the Not Fucking Around Crew

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“The Edge ... There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.”

― Hunter S. Thompson, “Hell's Angels”

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You and the Horsey Sauce you rode in on.

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“How about a gas tax holiday?”

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No one’s buying this picture, either.

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“Forgetting was not the same as healing.”

— Rivers Solomon, “The Deep

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I want to hold the hand inside you

I want to take the breath that′s true

I look to you, and I see nothing

I look to you to see the truth

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Not so distant any longer.

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Put the fun in funeral.

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Ciggy stardust.

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“Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.”

— Fran Lebowitz

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Bad tattoos, hot dog fingers.

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Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Give a man a fish and he’ll just carry it around so everybody sees that he has a free fish.

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It’s 5 a.m. somewhere.

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I hope this carrot finds you well.

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Darwin’s Theory: A smart monkey doesn’t monkey around with another monkey’s monkey.

[peteneems]

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I not only heard the “woof,” I heard the piano lead-in music.