She would have loved you, like I love you.

Em. 26  (She/They) Multifandom Bullshit. DMs are open MDNI ao3: warblerweisman tt: warblerweisman

[gaygoatshane]

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[gayhockeyshow]

Save me boys kissing

[creamsiclemelt]

long distance era, ilya training shane's hole (making him fuck himself with dildos of ilya's choice and making him wear plugs all the time) so that when they do finally see each other, ilya can just fuck right inside him, easy as anything.

except for when they're together and it does happen, ilya grabs shane by the back of his neck and shakes him, hard. asks, "have you been fucking other guys?"

slaps him when shane whimpers, shakes his head. "do not fucking lie to me shane. you're too lose to not have been used."

[hudkarma]

this look gets its own post because what the fuck

[janthony-anthony]

seeing all these posts about tumblr user luca haas or hollanov shipper luca, i wanted to raise the idea of shayden shipper luca haas

[twirlingfreckles]

my other ADHD Kip belief is that he’s spends too much time on mental health TikTok and he’s constantly having to stop himself from calling Shane “neurospicy”

[bluemoonoverbrooklynn]

God damn I forgot how good Grayson is on the mic.

[slightly-awkward-sunshine]

My stepdad is so fucking funny sometimes

[mojoscircus]

Pits

[sobcat]

there's so much to do and so little I want to do

[hudconvent]

hollanov texts are like

ILYA: [game pigeon 8ball]

ILYA: ur turn

ILYA: ur turn

ILYA: ur turn

ILYA: [close up photo of bug bite]

ILYA: u think this is normal its really red

SHANE: Well did you scratch it?

ILYA: yea of course because it itches

ILYA: [emphasize react ‼️ on 8ball]

ILYA: play me back

ILYA: [mirror dick pic]

ILYA: u think this is normal? ;))

SHANE: I’m in the car with my mom and everything you’re sending me is coming up on the CarPlay

ILYA: 😳

ILYA: 🙈

[gasolinne]

[greedydemands]

Shane is like do not buy me a fur coat Ilya is like I’ll kill myself if I don’t buy you a fur coat Shane is like don’t make jokes like that Ilya is like we will be 68 and gay marriage will come to Russia but they will not let me in because i never bought my western wife a fur coat Shane is like if you buy a fur coat you’ll be dead before we can get gay married in Russia and Ilya is like wow…only i can make jokes about my country being homophobic. So you hate Russian lives 😒 and Shane trying not to laugh is like I’m sorry i know it’s sensitive baby and Ilya tells him you can make it up to me by trying on the fur coat getting delivered during time estimate 10-1pm

[memyselfandi13531]

shane and ilya are NOT the team parents let’s face it they are the two weird uncles that dad (bood) says you’re not allowed to ask for advice about anything except hockey

[samtf]

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

[hr-rep]

Ilya once hit his vape during sex.

More than once‼️‼️ It makes Shane so mad that he threatens to leave and Ilya looks down at his boner like oh I’m sure which just makes Shane madder (he does not move) (not even an inch)