Jul 15, 2024
Grover: What, did you do?
Percy: Alright, but you can't be mad at us
Grover: What. Did you do?
Annabeth: Okay first of all, we were minding our own business
Grover: BULLSHIT
Percy and Annabeth: WE WERE!
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Grover: What, did you do?
Percy: Alright, but you can't be mad at us
Grover: What. Did you do?
Annabeth: Okay first of all, we were minding our own business
Grover: BULLSHIT
Percy and Annabeth: WE WERE!
Bijou: you have been chosen to reveal my existence to the world! You will witness what happens here today, and you will tell of it later! Except you won't, cause I'll have killed you!
Villian: How valiant of you, Doppo Kunikida. Defending your post down to the last man.
Kunikida: Ah, but that’s where I must rebuke you. Because where you see one man, I see four
Villian: See four…
Villian panics seeing the area covered in C4 explosives.
Kunikida: When you get to hell, tell them Doppo Kunikida sent you. And then apologise on my behalf for the inconvenience.
Mohg: Dearest Miquella, I have come to rescue you from your eternal slumber. Loretta: Mohg is here? How did he get past the guards?! Leda: *covered in blood.* Wait, those were ours? Leda: I mean, oh my god, how did he get past the guards?!
The Men’s War Games Team Face Each Other Again
Paul: DREW!!
Drew: *Brings a sword* Serve teh lord with fear and rejoice with tremblin’
Punk: PAUL!! YOU BROUGHT ME A PRESENT?!
Drew: Kiss teh son lest he be angry, and ye perish from teh way... when his wrath is kindled but a little!
Punk: *grabs a Kendo stick* HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!
Drew: *raises his sword* HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!
Cody: *Brings a group of seniors* RIGHT THIS WAY, GROUP B! That’s right, right in front of everyone else. We’re gonna head to the backstage area and look at stuff, which I believe is also art. I don’t know! I had a libation on the bus, so I’m uncultured.
Punk: *sighs* Welp, my boner’s gone!
Drew: Aye, kinda a mood killer.
Punk: Wanna try this again some other time?
Drew: Of course! Kill ye later, ye dog-loving prick.
Punk: You too, you cat-loving Scottish Psychopath. Whoops, tautology!
Random Cultist: You have been chosen to reveal my existence to the world! You will witness what happens here today, and you will tell of it later. Except you won't. Because I'll have killed ya!
Ashley: Oh, my! Brilliant speech and unoriginal. That's totally from Boondock Saints.
Cultist: What? No, it isn't. I came up with it a week ago!
Andrew: Whatever.
Cultist: It is your corrupt acclaim! It is your evil that will be caught by me with every breath!
Andrew: Boondock Saints.
Ashley: Seriously, you must watch that movie religiously! Haha, geddit?
Garmadon post resurrection in the Necromancer Misako au
Garmadon: Some bleach blonde little SHIT strolled into my room, destroyed my 70 inch PLASMA SCREEN TV, and is trying to impress me like I’m her alcoholic father! Now be a sport and fetch daddy another beer.
Scout: *on headset* Hey, Sniper. Do you have the target?
Sniper: Yes, I have the target in sight.
Scout: Well, better take the shot, you're letting him get away.
Sniper: If you just give me a second to concentrate, I could-
Scout: He's getting away. He's running!
Sniper: I get it! I'm loading up the-
Scout: Going to miss it. Going to miss it!
Sniper: Just be quiet and let me-
Scout: Hey, Sniper! Hey! Hey, Sniper!
*bang*
Sniper: THERE! I TOOK THE FUCKING SHOT! HE'S DEAD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!