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Strange fanfiction about bandmembers. Brought to you by the authors of the fish and balloon fics.

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This is now one of my favorite things ever okay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c6vDxvOXhQ

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The Wild Peen Rampage Fic

fuuuuck. Tony thought to himself as he finished reading one of the weirder fan fictions he’d seen on the internet, the balloon fic, as he started to eat a bag of Doritos. A bag of dry, unsatisfactorily toppingless Doritos. He imagined how good they would taste topped with peen seasoning. The thought of it was enough to send him into the kitchen to grab a knife. He then ran outside, swiftly slicing the penis off of all of Vic, Jaime, and Kellin who were having a threesome in the back yard. Despite having collected three penis’s for the peen seasoning, he ran off into the sunset giggling and chopping the cock off of every man he passed.

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The Mikey fic

Mikey was lying on the couch with his brother watching the news. He wasn’t paying much attention because all he could think about was his growing erection right under were Gerard was resting his head, and wondering when he would notice. Reading his mind Gerard sat up. Without even a word Gerard had Mikeys clothes off in a second and began fingering his cock then inserting his fingers inside of him, then his hand, arm, head, shoulders, torso, legs and feet. “I AM MIKEY WAY,” Gerard cried.

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The Marshmallow Fic

“Alex, get the marshmallows?” Tay pleaded, fluttering her eyelashes. But Alex didn’t need to be convinced before jumping up from the warmth of the fire to find the marshmallows. When Alex returned Tay was laying cloth less, waiting for him. An idea popped into Alex’s head at the sight of Tay. He grabbed the lighter from the table as he sat back down next to Tay. He started by running his hand slowly up her leg, then carefully set her pubes on fire before popping a marshmallow on a stick and roasting it to perfection.

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IM 500% D O N E WITH THE PANIC! BANDOM OM F G

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He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Brent Wilson. He was in our band when we first started. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in 2005, I started going out with my first boyfriend Brendon who was totally gorgeous but at that time he was a mormon, and Brent was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Brendon, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then when Pete wanted to sign us to FueledByRamen, I was like Brent you can’t be in the band because you suck. I mean, we couldn’t have a bad bassist in the band. We were getting SIGNED. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he left the band because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's working at McDonalds. -Ryan Ross

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The Hotdog Fic

Brendon was hungry. And the only thing in Panic! At The Disco’s tour bus that the band hadn’t already eaten was a bag of long hamburger rolls. Brendon didn’t want to eat the rolls without a sausage in the middle and he couldn’t be bothered to go out and buy some. But Ryan was asleep and Jon had gone out jandle shopping taking Spencer with him. Brendan looked over at Ryan's sleeping body. Remembering how good his cock tasted when he gave Ryan blow jobs, he grabbed a knife. A single tear rolled down his cheek as he murmured to Ryan, “I’m sorry baby but you just taste so good and I’m so hungry”. He sliced off Ryan's dick and placed it in his roll. Now he’ll be able to wear even tighter pants he thought as he began to eat the Ryan hotdog.

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WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

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The Christmas Fic

“Fuck Jack! Just forget about the tree, it looks fine,” Alex growled, getting annoyed with the younger boy.  “We can’t have a Christmas tree without the star!” Jack retorted, continuing his search through the Christmas decorations. With that Alex turned on Jack. “Goddammit if you want something on top I’ll put you on top,” he growled, lunging for both Jack and the tree.  Alex grasped the tree forcing it up Jacks butt. He giggled as he stood the tree up and admired his work.  “You're the prettiest star I’ve ever seen Jacky,” he sighed, going to get the camera.

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hello yes i wrote this so i'm putting it on this blog too okay~