JC Penny photographer not paid enough to deal with them 😔😔😔
Also, we can finally appreciate fishstarion not noticing or caring that he's fucking massive LMAO the number of things I wanna say but he's too fishbrained to inner monologue about it 😩🦈

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JC Penny photographer not paid enough to deal with them 😔😔😔
Also, we can finally appreciate fishstarion not noticing or caring that he's fucking massive LMAO the number of things I wanna say but he's too fishbrained to inner monologue about it 😩🦈
“Likewise. I’ve heard so many contradictory things about you.”
I DIED also toff standing on the porch in his pyjamas waiting for his son to come home from the unsanctioned date just chefs kiss
LMAOO he's been there unmoving for like two hours. "come back inside, ty. you're scaring the neighbors, ty" cat says, but toff is simply too locked in making sure his son isn't experiencing workplace harassment at the hands of an overgrown stuffed animal
Bby siren SJ & spoiled kid SY
I cleaned up a ficlet from a sprint I did with @danmeichael while ago! Cw implied murder & cannibalism (none depicted, just normal siren stuff)
"My parents said I'm not supposed to get in the water," The young human— Shen Yuan, he called himself— explained with patience but no small amount of self-importance, as though Shen Jiu was the one being difficult and the human was being the bigger person by humoring him.
"I can't play on land" Shen Jiu said with a put-upon pout, flicking his tail above water-- the small, short glimpses of his shiny scales were usually enough to beckon the human children closer. They were, in all honesty, usually quite easy to trick. Safer, too– even if humans were softer and weaker, Shen Jiu was still far too small to over-power an adult. When it had been the two of them, he and Qi-ge had been able to catch larger prey, but now– well now, Shen Jiu had to look out for himself, and that meant smaller kills, even if he had to venture much much closer to shore than he would have liked.
“We could, um,” the human paused, “I guess you can’t have games or books underwater…” he trailed off for a moment, before his face lit up with a charming smile. “I can read to you! I can read chapter books now,” the boy said with great aplomb, as though it should mean anything to Shen Jiu, “wait here, I’ll go get one from my parents!”
"NO!" Shen Jiu cried out. If the boy left, there was no guarantee he would return, or worse, he might come back with his kin trailing behind him. Shen Jiu hadn't eaten in weeks; he couldn't allow this chance to slip through his fingers.
Shen Yuan blinked at him, and then sat back down on the rocks, his cross legs out of reach of the lapping waves. Still not close enough for Shen Jiu to drag him under before the other humans heard his screams. Then, miraculously, and without any further beckoning the boy leaned closer. Shen Jiu's body tensed, tracking the movement, waiting for the boy to reach an angle where gravity would do most of the work to send him toppling into the waves.
"Are you lonely?" Shen Yuan whispered.
Shen Jiu jolted. "What-?" The anger was immediate and instinctive. He snapped his teeth. His hand jerked up, but no, the human was still too far from the edge, from Shen Jiu, all Shen Jiu was doing was flagging his intentions as plainly as a whale, like an idiot--
"Hey, that's-" annoyance flickered over the boy’s face, and for a second Shen Jiu thought he had caught on, that he would run, and Shen Jiu too would have to flee, wasting more of his energy with a failed hunt– but then Shen Yuan was once again the picture of a young lord. The boy cleared his throat. "I mean, you don't have to be embarrassed. I would be upset too if I had no brothers or gameboy," he said with the air of someone delivering sage wisdom.
Shen Jiu blinked. “Yes,” he repeated, perhaps unconvincingly, “I’m very sad without a ‘game-boy’ or… my brother.” he finished with a whisper. Shen Yuan nodded sympathetically.
“Ah!” His eyes widened and then curved, sparkling in the midday sun. He shoved a hand into his clothes and dug around, before pulling out some kind of small white and blue object.
“Da-ge always gives me milk candy when I fall and skin my knee. It’ll cheer you up!” He explained, dropping the thing towards the water.
Shen Jiu fumbled to catch it, only for the crisp white and and blue paper to start dissolving in his hand. He dropped it on instinct— bright colors spreading through the water could only mean poison. He glanced up and sent the human a viscous glare.
"Nooo, you have to eat it before it gets soggy!" Shen Yuan urged, seemingly oblivious to Shen Jiu’s ire.
Shen Jiu considered for a moment. This creature was far too stupid to poison someone, and seemed to have been carrying this for some time without any precautions or fear of it. It probably was just food. Shen Jiu’s stomach grumbled. Cautiously, he grabbed the ‘milk candy’. The blue had fallen away to reveal a white pellet that sat nicely in his palm. He put it in his mouth.
“Mm—“ Shen Jiu couldn’t suppress the noise. His head fins fluttered in delight as the creamy, sweet taste spread. He held it there carefully, letting it slowly melt over his tongue.
“It’s good, right?” Shen Yuan asked, just a little smug. Shen Jiu reluctantly nodded. He reached down to pat Shen Jiu’s head, as no one had done in so long. “You don’t have to be sad. If you’re lonely, I’ll be your friend.” As the boy gently stroked the siren’s silky hair, Shen Jiu decided that lunging up to bite wasn’t worth losing the treat in his mouth. It was okay to stay like this, just for a little while.
FISH-WRITTEN FIC !!
it's been two hundred years............ thank you Phainaxa MiniBang 2025-2026 tm
It has been a journey of suffering (and much thirst) and I loved every minute of it babeyyy!!
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
hey hi new chapter of the fish fic
When The Weather Takes Its Turn On You (13599 words) by Ghostie_Jakxy_Gray Chapters: 4/5 Fandom: Content SMP, Hadestown - Mitchell Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Folly | r4tmaid (Content SMP) & Rat | doctor4t, Folly | r4tmaid (Content SMP) & Persephone (Hadestown), Rat | doctor4t & Luxintrus, Persephone & The Fates (Hadestown), Folly | r4tmaid (Content SMP) & The Fates (Hadestown), astronyu & Luxintrus (Video Blogging RPF), Astronyu & Noxintrus (Content SMP) Characters: Folly | r4tmaid (Content SMP), Luxintrus (Video Blogging RPF), Persephone (Hadestown), The Fates (Hadestown), astronyu (Video Blogging RPF), Noxintrus (Content SMP) Additional Tags: The Wind is The Fates, Angst, Bitter Persephone (Hadestown), Coding and magic, Player Folly | r4tmaid, Orpheus is the son of another Muse, Mentioned timeloops, myths are timeloops, Original Mythology, Inaccurate Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Respawn Mechanics (Minecraft), Inaccurate Minecraft Mechanics, The Author Regrets Nothing, Whump, Tragedy, Feminist solidarity, the immortal question of How Much Agency did Eurídice have in late-draft hadestown, Alliances, mentioned Wolf (three houses), Timeline Shenanigans, canon compliant timeline shenanigans even, Noxintrus is from a doomed timeline Series: Part 5 of Gut and Idyll Summary: The Fates blow upon the server. The Players learn what that means.
all suited up and ready to goooooo
@danmeichael gave me jiuyuan vampire brainworms
Shen Yuan walked into the living room to find Shen Qingqiu flipping through Shen Yuan’s phone for the third time that week. Shen Yuan stormed over to snatch it out of his uninvited guest’s hands; but Shen Qingqiu didn’t budge, his grip immovable.
“I told you to get your own phone!"
“Don’t take that tone with me, Yuan-er.”
Shen Yuan tried to channel some of his newly acquired strength as he pulled at the device, but Shen Qingqiu was far older, and accordingly, far stronger.
“You can’t take my things!” Shen Qingqiu raised a single eyebrow, watching as Shen Yuan failed to retrieve the phone. Can’t I? his expression seemed to ask. Shen Yuan flushed— in indignant anger, of course. “You—“
“Someone has to keep track of your communications.” Shen Qingqiu interrupted him smoothly. Shen Yuan was so taken aback at how easily Shen Qingqiu admitted this that he was shocked still, hand hands loosening around the phone. Shen Qingqiu took advantage of his lapse to slide the phone into his tailored pants pocket. “You’ve been giving so much leeway to unsavory beasts.”
“Says the monster.” Shen Yuan was almost embarrassed how petulant his tone came out.
Shen Qingqiu rose from his seat, making the 15cm gap in their heights feel even greater with his looming posture. “And now Yuan-er is one too.” He reached out to rub his thumb over the bite mark on Shen Yuan’s throat, hidden under the collar of his shirt. Shen Yuan shivered.
“I’m not the same—“
“No. Yuan-er is much softer. Weaker.” Shen Qingqiu’s hand rose to grip Shen Yuan’s jaw and wrench it to the side, exposing the long column of smooth, cold skin. “So he should remember when to roll over and bear his throat to placate the bigger monster.”
Shen Yuan didn’t see Shen Qingqiu move, but suddenly, a hand hand pulled back Shen Yuan’s shirt and Shen Qingqiu’s teeth were sinking back into that external mark, piercing his skin for no reason besides Shen Qingqiu’s pleasure. Shen Yuan gasped. His knees buckled. Shen Qingqiu wrapped and arm around him, pulling Shen Yuan close to his lithe body of cold, coiled steel. Every point of contact between them seemed to tingle, and Shen Yuan tipped his head slightly further back of his own volition, submitting before his sire.