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shitposts from purgatory 🌊➡️🌊🇵🇸🔻

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[chirp-featherfowl]

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

[girl-bytes]

you can explain the material things that could be done to make trans women's lives easier, and someone who thinks misandry is real will show up like "that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, abolishing gender". and then they wont abolish gender

[uhuh100]

they only ever want to abolish trans women's gender

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[elliespectacular]

I spent 60 hours working on a Tomodachi Life island that takes place in the mind of Harry DuBois and is populated by the 28 skills from Disco Elysium

[xenosagaepisodeone]

little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.

[donovonshepard]

AHAHAHAHAHAH

hahahahahahaha

*wiping a single tear from my eye*

that is the SADDEST attempt at bullshit i’ve read in a while on here.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

nothing gets past this guy

[badpoker]

Hatemail

This is the type of shit heterosexual men have to deal with every single say

[louisegluckpdf]

season 2 of heated rivalry should start with both of them dying in a freak plane crash and then pivot into a nature documentary about ants

[badpoker]

reblog if you hate america and love abortions

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[in-heavens-trenches]

That tag sent me

[deepseasmetro]

i feel like some people really don't want to understand (or admit) that "regular" misogyny (ie not transmisogyny) like. also applies to transfems. You guys know that right.

[deepseasmetro]

okay so ❤️ this is a post about trans women and transmisogyny and if you actually went out into the world you would know very few people disagree with what youve just said ❤️ because TME people dominate feminist spaces ❤️ and to say that misogyny "benefits very few people" when it actually benefits all men to varying degrees is very funny ❤️

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[jewish-alluka-deactivated202401]

WHAT does this tag mean

[starblaster]

Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open

[beesmygod]

lmfao what the fuck!

source: richard nixon: a psychobiography

[anarchistmemedistro]

i can’t find the reblog chain that mentions it but it’s important to me that people know it was richard nixon himself that had signed the legislation requiring child safety lids on pill bottles

[giragirameganedan]

[giragirameganedan]

whos to say

[teaboot]

The thing about living with all the earthly desires of a monk is that it does not circumvent the ordeal of other people stressing over buying you gifts, it just raises the stakes

My brother expresses interest in material goods maybe twice a year and we have a fucking back alley telephone network for it

[teaboot]

Things he spends money on:

Other people

His car payments

Groceries

Gas

Dog food

Things he will allow others to occasionally spend money on for him:

Dog treats

Coffee if you’re fast enough or defeat him in combat

When he graduated I got him a $100 voucher for a local shop he liked and he used it to buy me a Christmas present

I had to fully bodycheck him off the desk trying to pay for movie tickets once

It has become something of an Art of War type thing and it’s only getting worse the longer it goes on

[teaboot]

On his last birthday we got him some bougie high-end treats for his dog since it was the only thing he would keep instead of trying to turn into a selfless gesture and then we all watched him open the bag and eat one because, quote, “I won’t feed him anything I’m not willing to eat myself”

I love my baby brother very much and someday I’m going to kill him

[vintagepromotions]

'A new triumph for the USSR! The Soviet man strides into space - Joy to us all!'

Poster in German celebrating the successful Voskhod 2 space mission crewed by cosmonauts Pavel Belyayev and Alexei Leonov, wherein Leonov performed the first spacewalk (1965). Leonov's spacewalk lasted 12 minutes and 9 seconds.

[badpoker]

Note it says "Sovietmensch", which is a gender neutral expression

[guerillas-of-history]

Kurdish PKK guerilla at the Newroz celebration in Qandil, March 23, 2014

[guerillas-of-history]

Armed Palestinian fighters from the Jenin Brigades march through the streets of Jenin in the aftermath of a raid by israeli forces in the occupied West Bank city, May 23, 2024.

(Photo credit: Ronaldo Schemidt/AFP)