cringy puns ahead

idk how to use this site, but yeah. puns. mostly original.

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where did the sparkling apple juice thief hide her loot?

incider cup

#puns #dadjokes #badjokes #badpuns

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oedipus at a therapy session: and it was MY MOM

therapist: im afreud so....

#puns #badjokes #badpun #ohgodno

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i dream of an ocean of orange soda. a fanta sea, if you will

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i find eyeballs funny. i find a lot of vitreous humour in it....

you see what i did there?

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I dont know what elsa to say, Frozen is my favorite movie, hans down

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A man is tired of his work.

So tired, he decides he'll quit if he's ever tired of it again. Soon enough, he grows weary of his occupation.

"Well, I guess I'm re-tired."

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how much are paradigms worth?

20 cents

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Mrs Lee is an elderly deaf woman that likes to knit. One day someone asked her, "Can you tell me what your disability is, what your hobby is, and tell me your name?

to which she replied: "oh, deaf-knit-lee."

[himaeart]

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What's the difference between a weed addict and the dude that was under an avalanche?

nothing, they both got stoned

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discussing?

more like

discuss-ting

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my terrorist friend put out a match that was directly above his head

he blew up

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The suspense is killing me!!!! :)

-Abe Lincoln at the theatre

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Freddy was locked in a box. he had to find a way out. but after brainstorming ideas he gave up

because he couldnt think outside of the box

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yo ali baba what's the password

o pun says me

....

you may enter

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WARNING!! Hot sauce WILL sink boats!

The hot sauce always ends up capsaicin' the boats.

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My friend got mad at his squeaky chair...

It didnt sit well with him