Okay?

Rachel. Majoring in music so basically forever poor

[whatwillhappenifichangethis]

I think I crossed the line into too used to earthquakes today.

When everything started shaking around 7am my first thought was “it’s too early for this shit.”

[freifraufischer]

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

DRAG THEM NEIL

[chandlerbings]

[micdotcom]

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

[thatsthat24]

I wanna hug him. This was beautiful.

[cup-o-teatay]

[officialfrenchtoast]

[neckweararchive-blog]

[lestateur]

Elle Woods, welcome to Harvard.

[buzzfeedrewind]

Things You Forgot You Used To Do

[cyrilslady]

I mean I certainly remember getting yelled at for not going back to turn off the computer once it was finally done shutting down.

[note-a-bear]

Why you gotta hurt me like this

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I remember all of this…it’s so weird thinking back on this now…

[kou32-deactivated20190911]

I feel old

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It feels so weird to think that there are people who are teenagers now who don’t remember any of this O.o

[merry-taire]

I love that scene in Night at the Museum where ur like “oh shit a scary mummy oh nooo” and then IT’S JUST THE CUTEST BOY IN THE WORLD

[thatwordknowntoallmen-deactivat]

can i just point out 

[officialjiggly]

Literally

[legocas]

ok but wouldn’t the guy who played warner from legally blonde make a good young han solo??

[ameridan-ghilain]

Yo ok what if there was a Cinderella story where Cinderella is a trans woman and that’s really why her stepmom treats her like shit and won’t let her go to the ball and when the prince and his men come around looking to try the slipper on every woman in the land her stepmom tells the prince there aren’t any women left in the house because she insists that Cinderella is a man, but Cinderella comes out and the prince recognizes her and says something along the lines of “well I’d say that’s a woman if I ever saw one”

[garrottduroque-deactivated20160]

That would explain the shoe size not being common among women as well.

[magenkeshet]

BRUH

[refusetofeeltheflames-deactivat]

I love this

[themajestyofdeath]

This is my new head cannon. Someone write this.

[cleanbaby666]

Was watching Ghostbusters 2 and this happened. 

Oh well, we had a good run guys, but the 80′s movie has spoken. 

[clementired]

good

[riot98]

I’m ready

[paper-mario-wiki]

gg

[rock-n-roll-redux]

[specialformytaste]

specialformytaste :

 so impressive..I have to reblog this!

[asweetheartbeing40-deactivated2]

Wow, what a rarity!

[ticklishvagina]

Okay but here’s the thing

I have this task for some Norwegian class to find a poem that i like, and then read it to the class

and i just found the best poem ever written

translation:

Dear, babycarrot - Henrik Ibsen 1942

Babycarrot

small

ugly

lives in the shadow of the carrot

babycarrot

[obsessedwithlanguages]

Real literature.

[freexcitizen-deactivated2016110]

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

[le-sad-demiurge]

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

[xxxtictacion]

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

[sonypraystation]

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Why are you smiling at your phone? Is it some boy?

Me: *just placed a Sephora order*

[imanaires]

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

[tharook]

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[tharook]

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?