rat king

king of rats, i like lots of different fandom things & books as well as movies, he/him, secretly a professional athlete but at least it’s a fringe sport ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[helsex]

Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

[fake-guns-blazing]

they should let me listen to music while looking out the window of a train for my entire life

[cadaverkeys]

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

[cadaverkeys]

another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.

[cadaverkeys]

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

[thatquietkid108]

Vampires lover is angry at them so they wear the garlic blossom as a decoration on their next ball, vampire can't dance with them and is just sitting in the corner sulking

[romcommunist]

please never stop talking passionately about the things you love

[wiiwheel]

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[loveridden1999]

can we get 36 hours a day? not for any productive purposes i just want to finish my to watch & to read list in this lifetime . also probably get enough sleep

[killerqueenmp3]

[immeasurably-frustrated-deactiv]

I was trying to get a photo of all of my baby crested geckos on my hand and I managed to get very lucky with my timing, this is quite possibly the funniest photo I’ve ever taken.

[scalestails]

He scream.

[pipistrellus]

:V

[ratbagbat]

Dragon babies!

[paulgadzikowski]

“We came to rescue you, master.” “Good job.”

[kirabug-tumbles]

BIIIIIIITE

[aconissa]

Shirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived in the Castle Vincent van Gogh, Garden at Arles (1888)

[luxiomahariel]

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]

[cerastes]

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

[berryautistic]

yeah sure you're not ableist... but are you cool with visible medical devices?

are you gonna be weird about feeding tubes? are you gonna ask invasive questions about catheters and ostomy bags? can you cope with seeing someone give themselves an injection? could you walk up to someone with a tracheostomy and talk to them? how about someone with a central line?

does your disability acceptance extend to people with visible medical devices?

[chitaqua-toast]

…are you going to ask/insist your “friend” GO WITHOUT THEIR VISIBLE MEDICAL DEVICE because it will “draw attention” or “ruin the aesthetic/photos” of your event.

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[okthisway]

#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i'm able to say oh that's my friend. from gif.

[mossy-cobble]

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

[mossy-cobble]

i'll always be here