•Your Majesty•

• She/ella/lei • 23 • Estudiante • Bitch • • English & Español & Italiano • Athiest • • World Traveler • Bisexual • Art Whore • • Humor • Aesthetic Princess • Feminist • • Nature Addict • it's 4:20 somewhere • • Mio marito Alessandro • “She’s whiskey in a teacup.” -Tom Waits

[falsedetective]

5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense

[castials]

May 2nd, 1983

[what-even-is-thiss]

Stereotypes that people have for themselves, while still sometimes harmful, are always so much funnier than the stereotypes that outsiders have for them.

Like outsiders are like “Asexual people are prudes and will yell at you for having sex!” and actual asexual people are like “All ace people want a dragon.”

Outsiders are like “Californians all surf and say dude a lot.” and actual Californians are like “If There Is Not A Taco Shop Within Five Miles Of Me At All Times I Will Literally Die.”

[ringwraith-4]

Texan stereotype: yee haw

Actual Texans: W h a t a b u r g e r

[nonegenderleftgalaxy]

Nonbinary stereotype: DiD yOu JuSt AsSuMe My GeNdEr???!??!!??

Actually being nonbinary: *looks into a rainy window* when will my gender come back from the war?

[captainlordauditor]

Goyim: Jews secretly rule the world

Jews: a group of Jews is called an argument

[moonbeam-llama]

Bisexual stereotype: confused, promiscuous

Actual bisexuals: you cannot expect me to pick a restaurant; I’m bisexual *finger guns*

[eerieticals-deactivated20220522]

adhd stereotype: oh im so random xD LOOK A SQUIRREL

actual adhd people: i wrote down my tasks on a sticky note then forgot about the sticky note

[cipheramnesia]

Maryland sterotype: Everything can be improved with Old Bay

Actual people from Maryland: This one’s actually correct

[themajestyofdeath]

Oklahoma stereotype: Tiger King

Actual Oklahomans: hate Kevin Durant and consider meat essential in every meal

[bestviralposts]

Cheers for self love!!!

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[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

[themajestyofdeath]

Childhood in tornado alley

[exportings]

[gradientlair]

Eartha! Her expression in the second GIF…whew…

[myinnerlandscape]

[rai-r]

[cinemaorlure]

At Eternity’s Gate, Julian Schnabel (2018)

[hydro-homies]

That thing is priceless

[neckkiss]

American Horror Story

[eliminated]

[taylorswift]

i’m about to fuck shit up yall

[lovemakesyouwonder]

[hakikaten]

[hydro-homies]

[1010ll]