oh well

hi im harriet

[memewhore]

[zephra85]

#can you imagine the poor lady who had an existential crisis over this tho#‘Dana. dana i don’t know the name#when I asked the name they just said to surprise them#dana what does that mean what do i do#who says that’

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because she didn’t mail passive aggressive cassette tapes around to people who were tangentially involved she just psychically killed everyone who had ever hurt her and blew up half the town

[amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt]

I thought u meant Carrie Fisher for a solid 30 seconds ngl

[vxxt]

[yossiacar]

riverdale + text posts 3/?

[asknewt]

Niffler: Treat yo’self.

Newt:  ABSOLUTELY NOT.

[emmaduerrewatson]

I won’t make a bucket list because I’m so afraid that I’ll die and then people will find my bucket list and be like, ‘Oh, she didn’t get to do that….’.

[masha-russia]

Friendships → Harry and Luna

They looked at each other. Luna was smiling slightly. Harry did not know what to say, or to think. Luna believed so many extraordinary things … yet he had been sure he had heard voices behind the veil too …

“Are you sure you don’t want me to help you look for your stuff?” he said. 

“Oh no,” said Luna. “No, I think I’ll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up … It always does in the end. Well, have a nice holiday, Harry.” 

“Yeah … yeah, you too.” 

She walked away from him and, as he watched her go, he found that the terrible weight in his stomach seemed to have lessened slightly. 

[stacksonlibrarystacks]

When I attempt to make myself look attractive and desirable

[reluctantdad-deactivated2018052]

Sad Truth

[kerryrenaissance]

Scary truth.

[mydarlingturtledove]

Posh truth

[thetimesinbetween]

sporty truth

[vaginalonetwopunch]

Baby truth

[me-and-my-beard]

Ginger truth

[meyerlansky]

#same klaus

[bae-rryallen]

Eliza: I know who I married

Hamilton: *turns around, then turns back to her with fake mustache and glasses on* dooooo you?

Eliza: Unfortunately

[pottersource]

What did you do today, Jacob? I was inside a suitcase.

[sickboyy]

“not all men”, you’re right. famous telenovella star rogelio de la vega would never do this to me. #rogeliomybrogelio

[johndotlaurens]

*dog doesn’t help at all* sherlock: “no greater form of life exists on this earth.”

[cumberbuddy]

Sherlock and dogs™

[arielmagicesi]

“being bisexual increases your dating pool!” two times zero is still zero, buddy

[nyctosaurid]

you know when u have to misgender a friend in front of ur parents and you can like physically taste copper

[brerediddy]

people who are saying “then don’t misgender them!!” are missing the sad reality of this post. they don’t realize that 99% of the time, when someone must misgender their friend to others, it is because the friend (aka the misgendered friend) has explicitly asked them to do so. especially to parents because people talk, word gets around. if they don’t want anyone to know, then you have to respect that. 

[galactimatic-deactivated2017070]

^^^^^

[sappling]

[cryingblogger]

What did he do

[mens-rights-activia]

he sued my dad

[itsnotthatcompelling-deactivate]

sock tan game strong