Marshall D. Teach

The new era -- what a load of shit People's dreams....don't ever end! Indie RP blog for OP's Blackbeard

[baebeard]

@venxna

“Come on to bed my sweet,” he said, seductively patting the spot on the bed beside him.

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[/farts on his soufflé]

【❣】 @baebeard

He’s walking away. Big Mom’s gotta be around here somewhere, right? The idea of being a sacrifice doesn’t seem so bad now, so he wants to speed things up a little and ask her if she can just kill him now.

[baebeard]

tfw when you banged people’s significant others, kidnapped princesses, forced people to marry you, and see you naked, and nobody can do anything about it because you yonko

[baebeard]

scarlethaki replied to your post:"You didnt lay a finger on banchina, you liar!"

{ It’s why she got sick and died }

Probably.

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Aurelia tilted her gaze to look around at his laughing crew. Such intimidating names and faces here this evening… Blackbeard’s rise to power and fame was infamous… Aurelia had no such aspirations, but she could most certainly respect him. He was far more tolerable than the other Yonko, even if he was getting in her way this evening. 

That damned Red Hair… convincing people he was some sort of saint. Aurelia had deliberately orchestrated an attack on one of his islands just to tempt a violent response from the man and she had yet to receive it… but what could she offer Blackbeard? Not much… the Good Time pirates were just a large band of roaming miscreants - hardly a powerful force at all….

… she needed the gold on this island, though…

Turning her attention back to the Yonko in front of her, she ventured, “I don’t mean to insult you by bringing up the names Whitebeard and Red Hair… but do you have any allies at all? Even small-time allies?”

[baebeard]

The emperor’s gaze narrowed at her mention of the names. Not so much at remembrance of the first but rather the second. He hated that Red Hair. The man was always trying to foil his plans as of late. Blackbeard had gone to great efforts to cut off the man’s infamous crew. It seemed that Red Haired Shanks had it out for him, but Marshall D Teach wasn’t going to go down so easily. The pirate only needed to wait it out until he had his perfect moment. Patience was a trait that many men lacked, but Blackbeard had it in spades. Even still, he didn’t appreciate her bringing up that damned man.

Raising a hand, he gave a small flick of his wrist and the Earth rocked beneath the woman and the men she spoke for. The force was enough to knock most off their feet, but his own crew, trained against the small display of his power remained standing in their boots.

“You could say Whitebeard is my ally now,” the sadistic smile returned, as he had just demonstrated a taste of the legendary man’s power. “And Red Hair will soon be a relic of the past, so you had best keep that in mind. I don’t need any more allies, woman. I already have the most cut throat pirates in the world working for me.”

[baebeard]

"You didnt lay a finger on banchina, you liar!"

@yxsopp

“I laid a hell of a lot more inside her than a finger Yasopp~”

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"I was thinking about making cherry pie for dinner." He said, walking in from the kitchen wearing nothing but a cooking apron. "Thoughts?"

       He contemplated not responding at all, just simply ignoring the pirate. Sure it was a viable option, but the week would be much more bearable if he at least tried to play along. Corazon took a deep drag on his cigarette. “Cherry pie sounds fine, but not for dinner.” Came his reply in a slightly annoyed tone, he turned on his heel to face Blackbeard. “We’ll have to…. have… have to….” 

It took a full minute or two for the sight to register. When it finally did he the surprise caused him to drop his cigarette and try to quickly turn around. Although it didn’t go as planned, the cigarette hit the floor right where he placed his foot causing the blonde to trip and fall onto the ground. At least now all he could see was the ceiling and not the painful sight of Blackbeard in nothing but an apron.

[baebeard]

Pros: opportunity to make him shut up. Cons: won't even happen because he's going to go down way before the bedroom is reached. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

@worldsmostdangerousSend me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character.

“I gotta say Dragon, I was hoping you would put on a girly wig and go down on me.” 

[yxsopp-deactivated20160714]

See! they dont look anything alike!

[yxsopp-deactivated20160714]

All these rumours are cracking me up. I am Usopps father. You wish to come and tell me i am not??

[baebeard]

Originally posted by noearchivistes

“He doesn’t even look like you, dumbass.”

[baebeard]

Pros: Size maybe Cons: he is usopps dad

@longnoseofficialSend me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character.

“...SON?”

[baebeard]

"Pro. He's Blackbeard. Con - I won't be able to kill him when I'm done with him."

@armisxsororSend me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character.

“It’s not all bad,” he grinned, “I have this special power than can really make ya quake.”

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Aurelia narrowed her eyes at the sound of weapons, not even bothering to look at them. Stop destroying the island? They weren’t destroying it… Just burning down the town, stealing from the cashier’s registers and the safes in the bank, and slaughtering any residents who tried to stop them - the actual island would still be intact. 

“I think you’re greatly overestimating my capability to actually destroy islands,” she answered him in a low tone. Blackbeard himself… for so long she had sailed, admiring this man’s work… she should have guessed that their first encounter would be utter conflict.

“You can have the damned island. I don’t want it and I won’t fight you or die for it. I just want the gold. We can make a deal.”

[baebeard]

“Of course I can have it, I’m takin’ it over,” he said, beginning to laugh as his crew followed suit. Still, he had to admit he liked this crew’s style. There were so many pirates these days running around like they shit rainbows and sunshine. They were pirates, it was about goddamn time they all started living up to the name. Smiling wide upon the woman, he revealed a mouth full of gold and diamond encrusted teeth to replace the ones that had rotted out. Life had been good for Blackbeard lately. He was a yonko, filthy rich, and feared by just about everyone. The man was becoming more powerful by the day. He could have just let this crew carry on doing what they wanted, but couldn’t resist the temptation to torment.

“I’m on top of the world, woman, what the hell could you possibly offer me that I don’t already have?”

[baebeard]

Pro: Likes sugar Con: Too much. And yet despite all the sugar, still gross af

@sugarwxrdsSend me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character.

“Let me tell you about my sex trick then. First, you take a big ole’ cherry pie and then you C  E  N  S  O  R  E  D.”

[baebeard]

Pro: he's......... ................................ok, there's no pros. Con: Everything about him tbh.

@aoierinSend me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character.

“Who let this dipshit in here? You’re barkin’ up the wrong tree sweets, I like girls who can take a little abuse~”

[baebeard]

armisxsoror replied to your post:Pro: Nothing Con: Everything. He is a disgusting...

*sees every other broad saying ‘no’ to blackbeard.* “More for me.”

“Take note ladies, this one right here is a fine ass broad.”

[baebeard]

Pro: One time deal. Con (For BB): Won't live through it.

@chillin-at-partys-barSend me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character.

“Who invited you in here anyway?”