the void is hiring

bagpipe stans welcome

[nastywizard]

[citrusgender]

[beardedmrbean]

[firefox-official]

anything i could ever write is not even half as funny as this calvin and hobbes strip

[vampmilf]

speaking from a place of privilege (has never read homestuck)

[hotvampireadjacent]

I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid

[garbage-empress]

oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you've got some growing to do.

[hotvampireadjacent]

It’s not a fuckijg contest

INSECTS ATTACK

🐜🐞🐛🕷🦟🦟🪲🪳

[lazywonderlvnd]

this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day

[memorycycle]

this shit was more tantalizing than any studio ghibly foods

[super-affection]

you guys should just start frotting in the woods

[super-affection]

frolicking *

[elliewantsmoreclothes]

no, no... go on...

[teenagerposts]

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

[nerdjpg]

[mariamlovesyou]

new uterine lining just dropped

[ocqueen]

[teathattast]

[fairycosmos]

being in your 20s is like im 17 and i don't know who i am. im 55 curled up with a book. im ancient. i've been here forever. i never left. i'm 5 years old and i'm lost at the supermarket

[cassandrva]

reading the news and immediately opening the tumblr app bc if the queen really dies i want to discover it the way god intended

[teathattast]

Why doesn't tumblr have a mascot?

[teathattast]

What the hell are you people on about

[zillion-ronald-manus]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

[mjalti]

people be like. Do you live under a rock?

girl I’m TRYING, STOP telling me stuff

[transvamp]

the themes and the narrative are.fucking each other