UltraSWG

hey i'm ultra. hi. ummm info in pinned i guess

[ultraswg]

hey i'm Ultra. or you can call me Dylan. idc which tbh. i'm trans ftm (pre-transition), he/him, autistic, i have a couple more mental issues that spring up every so often

i am an age somewhere in the range between 18 and 527 years old (secret: the answer is 19) and american (southern US 🤢).

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I AM UNSHADOWBANNED NOW!!!!!!!! I LOVE LIFE!!! THE WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL

i want people to talk to me/interact with me PLEASE 💔

IF YOU EVER WANT ART TRADES/GIFTS/REQUESTS I AM HAPPY TO DO SO!!!! (if it's from me it will probably be a request of hacker ehehe >w>)

messages/asks are always open!!!! :D

you don't have to be on anon if you don't want to, don't feel forced to! (idk why people do anon only asks?) but if you do wanna be on anon, that's okay too :3

i have realized that i am Very Bad at answering asks (especially in a timely/quick pace). so if you send in an ask Please Know That i will get around to it Someday 💔

I'M ESPECIALLY BAD AT ANSWERING SELFSHIP ASKS... SORRY OIUIGHHH 😵‍💫💥

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i know some people are minors or are uncomfortable with nsft so i'll tag those posts with #nsft. and they can block the tag as they wish. but i won't censor myself besides that. i am a horny boy about fictional old men and i will act as such. i can't help myself.....

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currently selfshipping with hacker cyberchase. and i am EXTREMELY obsessed with hacker. like HOLY MOLY ZOO WEE MAMA GODDAMN I LOVE WEIRD ODD UGLYHOT OLDMEN

ship tag is #hacker x dylan / hackdyl !!!!

anniversary is feb 19th btw.... 5 months!! 🎉

doubles are okay-ish. PLEEEEAASSEEE I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT HACKER. but i will also feel a small pit in my stomach. all worth it for conversation tho imo

presenting! a brand new hackdyl au ship! 🎉 ship tag is #cognita x dylan / dylnita !!!! hacker mtf au and cognita is my lovely gorgeous wife!!!! (also she IS part of the plot in an episode so this isn't made up/oc)

there's an art tag for both ships! that being #hackdyl art and #dylnita art respectively!! there's also a general art tag too which is #ultra's art which they both fall under :) i like drawing my oldman boyfriend and my gorgeous wife.......

[classified-creations]

Happy Birthday to the cutie-pootie

[paintedhen]

we’re just normal men

[aflatoutlie]

your f/o loves you!

imagine your f/o taking so much time to try and make your mii fall in-love with their mii and then your mii falls in-love with the mii they made as a joke so they lowk crash out

p.s - the post that sparked this idea was from @/z0mbo, credits to them :]

[ultraswg]

i hope you guys know... that whenever i type "😭" i mean the discord variant of it (better version imo) ↓

[turuquoise]

Imagine sharing headphones with your f/o and your favorite song comes on, then they look at you and say it reminds them of you.

[go-puppy-go]

having a comfort character that is an antagonist is so silly sometimes. yeah the fictional serial killer wouldn't treat me like this. i wouldn't be going through this if murder monster 9000 was with me right now

[harlequin-imagines]

Imagine your f/o cooking for you (good at cooking edition)

Learning your safe foods and mastering the recipes (even if it's just chicken nuggets—they will find out how to make them juuust right). Doing their best to make sure you eat healthy, even when you're not used to it, and making the experience as nice and comfortable as they can for you. Afterall, food as a love language for them, they'd hate for you to dread eating. They'd communicate with you on which days you're okay trying new things, and will always have a back-up plan in case you're not liking whatever is new—they don't want to force you, just to make you discover new things when that's ok for you!

And if you struggle with food, if your relationship to it is hurt and unhealthy, they're going to do their best to accommodate and help you! They'll learn, by talking with you, by asking around if they can, by reading,... Anything they can to make sure to, at the very least, not make things worse.

Can be read as any kind of relationship 💫 Dividers by @/pixopix

[aflatoutlie]

your f/o loves you!

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and leaving you and your f/os shared bed to get a drink or use the restroom or something and when you come back they are angrily staring at you

[aroaceboytoy]

love love love the idea of being experimented on by a guy who wants to study what makes me tick.

strapping me down to a table, a fucking machine lined up with my boycunt. testing out different speeds and dildo sizes to see how long it takes me to cum depending on the changing variables.

throwing intox into the mix. getting me high and seeing if that makes me more or less sensitive. seeing how many orgasms he can pull out of me while i’m buzzed and running the same test again while i’m fully drunk.

running tests on me while i’m asleep, seeing how long he can eat me out for before i wake up. giving me more melatonin than i usually take one night and testing his hypothesis that i can cum in my sleep under the right circumstances.

administering my t shot and not touching me at all. keeping me blindfolded with my legs spread embarrassingly wide, just seeing how long it takes me post-injection to get so wet a puddle starts to form on the table.

applying different lotions and whatnot onto my tdick and seeing how sensitive each one can make me before i start to cry from the overwhelming sensations.

nitrite gloved hands brushing over my dick while he examines my cunt with a speculum. checking to see how it looks before and after getting fucked for hours by the machine. taking photos of it. adding it to his file on me along with his various reports and spreadsheets. reading his findings out loud like i’m not even in the room 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

god i could go on and on and on. freaky t4t overstim and humiliation medfet sex when

[iracat97]

Their ugly child :3

[sunsexanddrugs]

"it's too big!!" oh please, look at you, dripping all over me and i haven't even put it in halfway. it won't fit? well that's not what this cunt is tellin me, so shut the fuck up and take it. you wanna be a good boy for me, right?

[escuerzoresucitado]

[lost-and-kinda-dumb]

glorping my shit cube in the zingwanger rn

[daisybell766]

is this what being awake at 2am does to a guy

[lost-and-kinda-dumb]

i need to be up by at lastest 1pm tomorrow and i'm up doing ts

[beardedmrbean]

Submitted by @stalker-among-the-stars

that was 100% the wrong way to phrase that one, lmao

[lemonmiku]

cuddling up to f/o and resting your head on their shoulder to relax

[fawnamber]

people who swallow pills dry. do you exist. are you okay. i am scared of u