b e y z a

[onlytwitterpics]

[thebootydiaries]

me: imma hoe

me: *is scared to talk to boys*

me: *has literally never dated anyone*

me: Thot af

[thebootydiaries]

stranger: hey nice shirt!

me: aw this? thanks! :)

me texting my bf: I've met someone else. Someone who appreciates me

[zootedboy]

*me on my own blog*

this is the best blog i ever seent

[thebootydiaries]

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: do i know u

[respectfulmemes]

[iraffiruse]

[taemins-day]

because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body

[moogdog-blog]

[scp372]

me: I have a really diverse music taste me: *listens to the same song on repeat for three weeks*

[stability]

[cyberpark-deactivated20140330]

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

[ghostgif-deactivated20140418]

lookin 4 tha party

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[susemoji]

that woman you just called fat? it’s the moon. that boy you just called ugly? it’s a bike. that woman you called anorexic? that’s a lamppost. the man you called gay for kissing his boyfriend? its a woman. you need glasses.

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[coupscoffee-deactivated20160819]

*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?”

Me: “Please… I need my… phone”

*opens TUMBLR*

Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

[foodchewer]

single and ready for a pringle