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24. they/them. screwing things up for the better. the universe is infinite and chaotic and cold and i got questions haunting me.

[writershapeholeonthedoor]

Does anyone have a CISSAMIONE fic to recommend where Hermione goes back in time?

I feel like this is a very comon plot for Bellamione, but I haven't seen much for Cissamione and I really wish to read something like that

[barblaz-arts]

That wolf out scene just wasn't painful enough for me

[barblaz-arts]

Please bring my daughter back. She's not meant for the woods, she's a kpop stan

[barblaz-arts]

[barblaz-arts]

Peakaboo with baby Vega and Aunty Agnes

(masterpost for my AU's here)

[nerinnn]

Love their dynamics

[m-e-stanley]

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"

[rivmfc]

can we talk about the way Wednesday's face fucking falls when she sees wolf Enid. She's all like "Oh my gods, you magnificent creature, you are an idiot, an imbecile. why would you wolf out permanently for me??" she's devastated and so in love all at once. jenna ortega deserves awards and wenclair deserves to be cannon.

[justastarrymess]

This is literally them 🖤🩷🧡

[baejoot]

Damn, I wonder if anyone has MsMio's fanfics archived ;-;

[baejoot]

Guys, does anyone know this Wenclair fanfiction? I don't remember the name and the premise of it but I do remember Wednesday being called Mr. Addams after returning from her first therapy session and started wearing masculine clothes, her liking Dr. Kinbott and Valerie seemed to like Fester after hearing his voice when he called to wish Wednesday a nice bday. I remember Weems did a blood ritual or something like that to become a part of the Addams fam because Wednesday liked her THAT much. I can't find it on AO3 anymore ;-;

[barblaz-arts]

I've been working on this commission for a while now, and I'm glad it's finally finished. A friend of mine loves Jori and Wenclair a LOT, so here's a crossover as he requested.

[barblaz-arts]

Domestic Addamses

(click here for a masterpost to all my AU's including this one)

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[hatesaltrat]

I’m fuckin howling at this!

“Ooh, another one is gone”

The funniest thing I’ve seen all week.

[hatesaltrat]

I’ve sent this to so many people today and I giggle each time all over again.

[otakuvampyre]

That poor guy. Must've been quite the shock. 🤣 I hope he got his bike back eventually. And didn't drown.

[beardedmrbean]

[unfriendlymoth]

[dualcasterjay]

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

[teaandtoastandthyme]

that is a spice-organizer-being-used-a-staircase level of small

[homunculus-argument]

A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

[homunculus-argument]

@gem-is-still-bored I was so inspired by this comment that I had to make a grunge poster about it:

photo source

[chadmojito]

IBM figured it out in 1979

[baejoot]

Y'all I've been trying to find this smutty SuperCorp fanfic. It was an old one on AO3, the title or the summary probs had something with stretch or stretching because it's something about gym. The story is basically about a bored married Lena frequenting the gym and dudes flock to her but she isn't impressed by them until she meets Kara, a new trainer iirc. Kara here has a little extra something in her sweatpants and they do the deed in the locker/shower room.

[ohbeauregard]