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$LAYYYTER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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EXPECTATIONS
Not today Justin
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Phantogram Three
The Stonewall Inn

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shark vs the universe
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Then I'll make sure to run free more often
This might become a problem if we’re out in public, but feel free to run free if it’s just us at home.
#WHY ARE YOU STRIPPING THOUGH-- // i like to run free that's why
I mean, I’m not complaining.
( from ; joo ) “You can’t swim?”
“I…I mean I can…it just kind of brings back some bad memories is all.”
“Buy me an ice cream!”
“Unnie, you know I’m down for ice cream anytime! Let’s go!” She laughs and links their arms together.
you asked for it, love~
SEND IN SEXY PICTURES OF YOUR MUSE TO MY SUBMIT BOX, AND SEE HOW MY MUSE REACTS.;
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/chokes; Oppa, why--
text: i'm waking up at 6 am for this ok. good morning [twinnie wifeu] <3 (( THE TABLES HAVE TURNED LOL ))
[ txt ; twinnie wifeu ] hey i woke up at 6am for you wedding okay YOU CAN RETURN THE FAVOR…even though i’m not getting married
Kai x Sumin but in a platonic best friend kind of way
SEND ME A SHIP…and I’ll tell you who holds what
The umbrella, when it rains - Kai
The popcorn at the cinema - Sumin
The baby, when it cries - Sumin
The ice cream cone, when they share - Sumin
The remote, when they sit down to watch a movie - Kai
The basket, when they go shopping - Kai
The door, on dates - Kai
The other’s hand, most often - Sumin(?)
Their breath, upon seeing the other on their wedding day - Both
The camera, when they take pictures together - Sumin
Terrible Pick-Up Lines Meme
"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."
"Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."
"Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?"
"Hey, want to play house? I could be the door, and you could slam me all night long."
"I do floors, doors, windows, and you."
"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"
"If I was a skateboard and you were a ramp, I would grind you all night."
"If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you."
"I’m tired. You’re tired. Let’s sleep together!"
"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, 'Fuck it'."
"Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw."
"That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."
"What are you doing tonight? Besides me?"
"You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you."
"You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside of you."
"You must not have air conditioning because I'm your fan and you're turning me on."
"You remind me of my pink toe; you're small, you're cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight."
"You wanna go skinny dipping in my water bed?"
Summer-themed starter sentences!
“Woah! When did you get so tan?”
“You could have drowned!”
“It’s so hot… Maybe you should take your clothes off.”
“Buy me an ice cream!”
“There’s a festival tonight, if… you don’t have plans already?”
“My house has air conditioning, you know.”
“I think I’m melting…”
“Take me to the beach!”
“We could just sneak in to the movies…”
“You’re totally sunburned! You look like a lobster!”
“Don’t touch me, I’m already sweaty…”
“But… I can’t swim.”
“You can’t swim?”
“Stop eating your ice cream like that, you’re giving me ideas…”
“Let’s go skinny dipping tonight.”
“Is this… *your* speedo?”
“Do you want to go to the theme park with me?”
“The ferris wheel stopped…”
“Send some of that breeze my way.”
“You can’t just sleep all summer.”
“You’re hogging the fan.”
“Put some clothes on!”
“You’ve never been camping?”
“I’m afraid of rollercoasters…”
“It’s too hot for that…”
“Did you do your summer homework?”
“So once you go home, I guess we won’t see each other anymore…”
“I wish this summer could last forever.”
realistic text meme
text: WTF!
text: um... what is that...
text: ....................
text: pics or it never happened
text: haha and then what? ;)
text: i'm waking up at 6 am for this ok. good morning baby
text: sending me texts at 4:32 am saying "this is your daily good morning text" is not acceptable bc a) you were pulling an all nighter and b) you NEVER send me good morning texts
text: all men are dicks
text: oh my god go check his profile??
text: do you wanna play twenty questions :)
text: just get the fucking groceries
text: one more sticker and i'm blocking you
text: FUCKJ FUCK MY GLASSES FELL INTO THE TOILET
text: i love you and ur really cute
text: wait
text: it wasnt a big deal haha
text: who is this
text: what do you mean who is this
text: didn't fucking ask for your opinion thanks
text: AAHAHAHAHA *insert mockery of your choice of typo here*
text: there is nothing i want to do more right now than make out with you
text: thats what hands are for xoxo
text: seriously??? is my dick too bomb??? is that it?
text: ur dick cant be bigger than ur thumb haha bye
text: i don't understand ur obsession with boobs like
text: i like to squish them
text: i need to pee lol brb
text: uhh okay
text: omg my fams home ok bye ily gtg
text: OHY MG FUCKIGNG GOD SHE DID N O T JUST FUCKING DIE I HAT ETHIS FUCKING SHOW
text: You're a bitch.
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I’m much softer than people think. I don’t present to the world an emotional face. I’m pretty good at self-control, but I am easily moved.
Christopher Lee (via wnq-movies)