- honestly the softest bean
- would always make them food and feed them even when they say they can already do that themselves
- he would also play soccer with them all the damn time
- probably jumps around like a quirky fluff ball when his child says “dad” for the first time
- lu would make stupid faces to make his children laugh
- takes a picture of every damn shit…even their first poo bc he is just THAT sort of proud
- would teach his children all sorts of language he knows
- will deny that he ever had a song named lu when they ask
- would only let sehun or minseok babysit his children
- pinches their cheeks and always say how soft and cute they are
- will probably still look younger than his children (does he even age??)
- let’s all be real, this is minseok. he’d probably get the best dad award before his child is even born
- most likely to pain the entire children’s bed room by himself and even more likely that the color will be the same as his hair
- piggy back rides…AND A DAMN LOT OF THEM
- will cook for them and tries his best to make it healthy but still tasty (and ofc succeeds bc this is kim minseok we are talking about)
- when the kid gets injured he’d give a kiss on the band aid (which has depending if its a girl or a boy either bunnies or dinosaurs)
- would teach his kids how to ride a bike and make a video of it
- his children are probably going to get a nobel peace prize bc he raised them just THAT well
- would play tooth fairy, santa, easter bunny and whatever fairytale for them
- once they hit puberty he’d be the cool dad and all. would allow them more stuff, but not too much
- would buy them what they want, but will try hard to not spoil them
- father to the next generation of super musicians and actors
- is probably trying too hard to be a good father
- often busy, but would call and facetime all the time
- most likely to have his children in the same kindergarten, elementary and high school as baekhyun’s
- would always tell his children how beautiful they are
- always proud. literally. child fails a subject? no problem, he’d say they’ll do better on the next test
- very likely to have more photos of his children in his purse than cash
- would drive his children anyway and sing during the drive
- would believe his children over anyone
- the type of dad to scare his kid’s friends away at first, but then turns out to be the softest potato in the kettle
- kids will speak english, chinese and korean before they entre kindergarten. safe call
- suho is the mom. fite me
- would be a rather chill father tbh
- when suho flips his shit about his children failing a subject or getting drunk kris is like “hey, we used to be children, too. and we were wild”
- first present is most likely a telescope so they can watch the galaxy
- burned toast for breakfast basically
- philosophical quotes in the birthday cards bc why not
- would prolly communicate with emojis
- oh god this is going to be a ride
- too swag to change diapers he says, but he’d do it still
- tries hard not to cry, squeal or lose his shit when his child does something utterly cute
- death glare @ everyone who wanna mess with his children
- never ending competition on whose baby is better with sehun
- “My kid can already count.”
- “Well, my kid already knows the principle of pythagoras”
- designer diapers provided by gucci much
- probably the kid’s middle name is gucci
- kids will prolly get into martial arts
- a lot of dog x baby pics on his instagram
- disgusted faces at poop and puke but would judge everyone who’d say “ew” and look at them like “dat ew is my child u wanna fite?”
- if he doesn’t get gucci stuff at father’s day he is gonna be one sulky individual
- at first he would be very much confused and would call luhan to help him bc he clearly doesn’t know what to do to calm a baby down
- when the child hits puberty he would involuntarily witness that there exist more salty people than him and would cry and then ground them
- the only one cooler than him has to be his child ok
- random nicknames given that he’ll forget the following day tbh
- has no chill when his child causes trouble, prolly turns into a drill sergeant when he is pissed
- what do you expect, he is a beagle
- prolly pouts when the child gets more attention than him
- the kid is likely to be more mature than him
- 5000 watt smile children
- excited over everything
- “dad, it’s just a sleepover…”
- “i know, perfect for father-son time!”
- his, bbh’s and pcy’s child would definitely become the new chaos trio
- would lose his child in the ice cream parlor
- and then piss his pants bc wow he really managed to lose his child
- turns out child makes a public announcement in the mall
- “hey, i lost my clumsy dad, pls return… or no, just keep him.”
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