Hello.

Vemmo: @triciaa_

[desperatelyseekingsanity1-deact]

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

A soft no is still a no.

[thepigeongazette]

[timesalad]

[timesalad]

For the record this is the picture:

[sraepsyentirb1]

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

[maxipaddy]

Rare photo of John Mulaney killing Princess Diana

[justluvme-deactivated20200524]

a #moment

[canadianslut]

and it’s better too

[unexplained-events]

Science & Conservation Intern, at Butterfly Pavilion captures video of octopus changing colors as it sleeps. It raises the question of whether cephalopods can dream/experience REM sleep.

 VIDEO SOURCE

[should-be-sleeping]

I wonder if they dream about flying? Or like, do they dream about walking?

[afire-inside-deactivated2014040]

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

[thexfiles]

i love her

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

[xanthera]

[ampervadasz]

[toooldforthissh--stuff]

Rolling down the runway, we’ve reached the speed necessary for LIFT-OFF!

[6balls]

today i finally put together a “book” that one of my classes wrote together last year and felt it was necessary to bring back this classic not-at-all-prompted contribution from a then 7 year old: “I got stuck in a castle. I was in its jail. They did not feeded me all I had was a porta potty. I was in jail because I didn’t even know there were taxes there. Except I lied. I read a lot about England and I decided I did not want to pay taxes.” 

[6balls]

please appreciate that this child was free to write about literally whatever she could imagine about herself time traveling and she wrote about being jailed for tax evasion in the middle ages

[babyanimalgifs]

Adorable fluffy angels (@go_home_loa)

[loveismyrevolution]

@sincewhendoyoucallme-john

John, Sherlock, Greg of Of Ice and Men

[unflatteringcatselfies]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[z-ndjenja]

Fuck parties man I just wanna drive to the lake and look up at the stars w someone I love

[butnowimswimming]

mood af

[lechugaaaaadeldiablitoooo]

“Mood af” sounds so white lmao

[recalcitrantlycaffeinated]

This is a callout post for the TSA agent who was incredibly thoughtful and concerned about me flying across the country all alone without an adult and wanted to make sure I knew how to go through security and felt safe and comfortable and explained that, as per the signs, children under 12 can keep their shoes on, and directed me specifically to another agent to help me so I wouldn’t be overwhelmed or afraid.

You were super sweet and kind, and the look on your face when I handed you my driver’s license and you realized I was 25 was priceless.

[canadian-kazoo-god]

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