[libraryspectre]

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

[twyrine]

[left-reminders]

[dankmemebrowser]

Ya but you gotta specify… frost glacier freeze or cool blue you can’t just say “blue” bc there’s more than one blue….

[chief0keefe]

blue and light blue nice try officer

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]

there’s blue cherry too so that doesn’t even work

[shaiza]

No one drinks blue cheery next question

[rcktpwr]

randy

[rcktpwr]

randy

[cecily-cardew-blog]

its just. its just one fuckign word but it’s got more notes than many of my posts

[rcktpwr]

make better posts is my suggestion

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

reverse shorts. only the bottom half

[groupthinker]

socks

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

fuck you

[c3po]

kubos mum a milf

[c3po]

let’s talk about this

[slimetony]

I refuse to get horny over puppets

[c3po]

mr high and mighty over here won’t fuck a puppet even when she’s milf of the fucking century. get over yourself

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[zvaigzdelasas]

[twitterscreencaps]

[erarg]

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

[selkiecide]

[skelecola]

this is what summertime is like

[metalbatteryzone]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

what if mayonnaise came in cans

[smeasel]

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

[oatsie-deactivated20180119]

good morning to everyone except these two people

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

are you a philosopher

boy im dumb as shit

[pochowek]

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth

[kreuzader]

[ghettowarmachine-deactivated201]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

protect the environment

[dirtbaby2016]

fuck that shit

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

[angelicguy]

*over dystopian speakers throughout ruined city* CHILL ANIME BEATS TO STUDY WITH 24/7 ANIME CHILL BEATS TO STUDY WITH

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]