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anxietyproblem

tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

i cant stop laughing

studentlifeproblems

pangur-and-grim

I looked at your faq and I didn’t see anything so I was wondering why you call your cats “monsters,” and “beasts,” and other not so positive things? I don’t want to be disrespectful at all so I’m sorry if that comes across that way, I was just wondering if it was more terms of endearment or?? I just always called my pets very uh,,,,, gooshy names (lovely, angel, snugglebug, etc) and I’ve never actually seen someone call their animals something like that in a positive way. Sorry,,,, /:

these are my cats

scarlettohairdye

What true love looks like.

OKAY SO I had a coworker who was otherwise a standard clueless Straight White Guy, but this dude loved his wife and he knew her real good. And his wife LOVES shitty grocery store icing. So the first thing she’d always do with any cake is shove her fingers into the corner and scoop off whatever abomination of a flower was on there and eat it off her fingers. SO THIS DUDE GOES TO THE STORE AND HAS THEM MAKE A WHOLE CAKE OUT OF FROSTING Brings it home to his wife for her birthday She shoves her fingers into it and then they just keep going FROSTING ALL THE WAY DOWN He said the look on her face was the best thing he’d ever seen in his life It gives me hope that even a clueless Straight White Guy knew and loved his wife enough to give her the perfect birthday present cake frosting abomination

And I love to imagine the conversation he had to have with the grocery store bakery.

neurodivergent-crow

That’s disgusting, what a good husband

powerfulwizard

tumblr user born in seattle or portland in the year 2000: As someone who was alive during the stonewall riots, the aids crisis, and lived my whole life in soviet russia, I just need to s