puns. that is all

Gabrielle. 25. F. Bi. when I grow up I want to be a dragon.

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[theconcealedweapon]

[hippieghost]

This is a tea checkpoint.

Is your tea getting cold?

Did you turn on your kettle and forget about it and now the water is cold again?

Is the tea bag still in?

Did you intend to start the tea making process and forget?

Congratulations! You remember now.

[taraljc]

trage-tea

[socialistexan]

What a fucking beta snowflake. L. Ratio.

Tough guy can't even catch pneumonia while giving his inaugural address and die like a real President.

[socialistexan]

This generation of Octogenarians are just so weak and lazy, they aren't like the real men of the past.

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

time to pull out this classic

[brokenbloodymolars]

There's a post sitting in my flagged posts that's been there for three plus years. It's a pair of onions in a bag that looks suspiciously like a pair of fat tits. Apparently it's flagged for everyone and God i wish i could show y'all

[brokenbloodymolars]

Lord if this works

[frightfullytreeish]

[scarletbirbs]

Congratulations! You are the new sidekick to a DC or Marvel superhero. Spin the wheel to determine who your mentor is. (NO RE-SPINS)

Assume you will have a similar superpower or will learn a similar skill set (for the non-powered heroes) as your mentor or one of your mentor's canon sidekicks (dealer's choice) so you aren't completely screwed.

Are you fucked?

Not at all! I think they'd be a great mentor actually

Probably not but certain things might be a bit difficult

I'm not sure. Maybe. Depends on a few things.

Probably but I might be able to succeed despite my mentor

I'm so fucked

This mentor has canonically had a sidekick die so I'm probably super fucked

I would survive but I'd hate working with this mentor so fucking much

This mentor is fine as a person but they should never be a mentor so I'm fucked

I don't know enough about this person to make a judgement

Other/Vanilla extract/I'm bald

Voting ended onJan 22, 2025

[sacred-portal]

[ruinedchildhood]

[woman-becomer]

sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

[post-uwuifier]

suwe I couwd become a swut!! :3 but yoo see, I’m scawed UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[meepmoopmaap]

you are a curse sent from the devil himself to mock mortals.

[post-uwuifier]

sent fwom da deviw? No, siwwy! :3

My powers far exceed him.

[kdinjenzen]

[progeny-ex-machina]

This is the worst thing I’ve ever made. It will get 2 or 3 notes at most, but in my heart, I’ve unleashed it on the world.

[mapsontheweb]

How many US Presidents born in each state?

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

[avatar-of-the-blank]

Ah, alright, since you asked so nicely.

[avatar-of-the-blank]

God damn it, you all won't believe what just happened.

[sistertaxon]

is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

[zagreus]

as someone who works in the paint department of a hardware store i just wanna say that you are absolutely allowed (and ENCOURAGED!) to grab as many cards off the rack as you want so long as you don’t take more than one or two of each colour (they are free for customers but the store only gets so many at a time so please don’t just walk off with our ENTIRE supply of SW 7587 Antique Red cards)

[madmanswords]

That’s too specific. Have people been stealing the SW 7587 Antique Red cards in droves lately?

[zagreus]

legally i am not allowed to comment

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

I’m too cheap to actually buy paint so I’ve been going to every hardware store in collecting all the SW 7587 antique red cards and gluing them to my walls

[zagreus]

YOU!!!!!! YOU ARE MY ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[secondclassvines]

[mongolian-ass-eater]

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

[kyleblackpaw]

this automatically surpasses the harlem shake meme because instead of a smash cut they all organically hid

[daily-weasel]

[mammalidentifier]

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

[professorsparklepants]

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

[feminist-space]

[official-lucifers-child]

the wemther brothers

[heartnosekid]

the venus girdle (cestum veneris) | aquatilis_expedition on ig

[zarithial]

[tags by @cordycepsbian]

[typhlonectes]

The Venus girdle is the largest species of comb jelly. 

[memewhore]

[quasi-normalcy]

"And you, SUH! Are you waiting to receive my LIMP PENIS!?"

[froginakettle]

for those who don't know, he was completely innocent. they misidentified him as someone else they were looking for.

so all of this wasn't him trying to look innocent. this was him actually being innocent.

He was literally just having a succulent Chinese meal.

[trickstertime]

"tata, and farewell"

I genuinely wasn't expecting the intonations this guy uses. It's like he's on stage pretending to be english, while also fighting with police

[fullmetalfisting]

Actually he was 100% not innocent because the Chinese meal was paid for with a stolen credit card, which was why he was being arrested. [source]