Welcome to Bagginshield Hell

INTJ...Hobbit/LOTR blog ft. bagginshield (and various other random shit from time to time) :)

[vegemitesandwhich]

I’ve never been so wrong, in all my life.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

i never realised that The Babadook was accidentally put in the LGBT+ movies section of Netflix i thought we all just collectively decided the babadook was gay for no reason at all

[bagginshield-is-real]

i was super confused by this post because i was like "did someone go to each store and move it to that section or did someone take a pic of it?" then i realized that they meant Netflix as in the website, not a store like Blockbuster and now I feel old

[huraiyra]

a list of every meme of 2017

the year of being alright / general hope

the hollywood sign

melania trump and the present

#saltbae

italian memes / (country) during the war *insert stereotype food* [ie. pizza on the roof titled “italian sniper”, teabags titled “ww2 british bombs”]

lemony snicket defining a word [ie. (a word) which in this case means (something)]

cash me ousside howba dah

___ machine broke

no fear … one fear

roll safe

those weird poems (ie. i am dogg. i licc the spune)

yeah can i get UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

white guy blinking

sexy mr. clean

beyonce at the grammys

#bootbae

___ will now have stories

expanding brain

wot in tarnation

best film oscar’s screw up (the card reveal)

this is the future that liberals want

student athlete

if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothilioma you may be entitled to a financial compensation

y'aint

the italian hand meme

whomst’d’ve

meryl streep yelling

you are valid

christian bale & kermit nodding at each other

please do not swear on my profile thanks

the worst example of cultural appropriation ever / LGBTs stole the rainbow from ___. it’s theirs. they made it. give it back.

pepsi

united airlines

___ but bass boosted

🅱️o️️🅱️a ️ 🅱️ola

spotify playlists

in case you haven’t noticed. i’m WEIRD. i’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in. i don’t. WANNA fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? THAT’S weird!

bone hurting juice. ow oof ouch

two bros. sittin in a hot tub. five feet apart cuz they’re not gay!

the ceo and president of dennys is a capitalist running dog whose wealth must be seized ans redistributed to the people

the clown in the gutter. and then add on the girl who saved a kitty, going down the gutter (as if being dragged by the clown)

thrussy

mocking spongebob

cracking open a cold one with the boys

covfefe

the babadook is a gay icon

___ is one thicc bih, let me see that _ussy

the floor is ___

___ is gay culture

buenos dias, mandy / IMBECIL

how to talk to short people

dancing hotdog

stopped to clean the star / nothing but respect for MY president

h-hewwo?

then perish.

you would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies

the breaking bad guy screaming

sometimes things that are expensive are worse

right in front of my salad?

___ don’t interact

country girls make do

before the liberals try to deface this national monument, i thought you’d like to see it one last time

distracted boyfriend

this is what having a manic episode feels like

i’m sorry, the old taylor can’t come to the phone right now. why? oh. ‘cause she’s dead.

you’ve heard of “elf on the shelf”, now get ready for …

scream like goku at hurricane irma

hot pockets

monkey haircut / hands replacement

homeboy’s gonna like … get it

i diagnose you with gay

couple costume ideas

location of headaches

shen comics / my bike got stolen recently

the girl reading this

karma’s got its kiss from me

walk into room and point

once i learn how to ___ you bitches are done

elf practice

i will survive zootopia comic

why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?

bitcoin

if you watch ____ at exactly 11:__ then your new year will start with ___

[hartwin-is-real]

I’m sorry, I know this has nothing to do with hartwin/kingsman, but I thought people should know about this. I’m sure most of you don’t actually care about american sports, neither do I really, but I do follow the Vikings because I’m from Minnesota and I’m proud of my state, regardless of if we win, because it is just a game and I know they try their best and the fans have fun. 

Last week, the Vikings missed their chance of going to the Superbowl because the Eagles pretty much murdered them. It wasn’t pretty. I understand the Eagles fans being excited, but there have been numerous reports of Vikings fans actually fearing for their lives at that game because they were threatened and harassed by the Eagles fans. 

I saw this article, which goes more in depth about what happened, but more importantly I saw this comment

 This is very much like the same argument against rape victims, the whole “she shouldn’t have worn that outfit, she was just asking for it!” 

This mentality stretches far beyond sexual harassment in their minds and is applied to basically any other human right. “You want to support your team by wearing a jersey to the game? Well you just signed the contract saying any random creep can piss on you and threaten your life. That’s just the way it goes.” this victim blaming can be seen just about anywhere and it’s disgusting. 

[my-edits-have-no-remorse]

Richard on filming the scene of him striding down the tree trunk, surrounded by fire, up and down repeatedly.

One word: MAJESTIC.

[the-7-percent-solution]

Watson showing his military knowledge exposes SHERLOCK HOLMES’ RAGING MILITARY KINK, what the hell is happening

[love-in-mind-palace]

This is almost embarassing. Control your thirst son

[baggvinshield]

[sips coffee, lights a cigarette, takes a drag, lets it out slowly] the mithril shirt was a courting gift

[scribemd]

Bilbo: Really Thorin? This is how you chose to announce our engagement?

[oakcore-deactivated20150724]

sorry

[durinsmirror-moved-deactivated2]

#in which gandalf’s constant emotional state is ‘500% done with your bullshit’

[kieraknightley]

[spellinwaiting]

forgotten highlight of 2017: season 4 of sherlock was literally so bad that the fans that somehow still existed were completely convinced it was intentionally bad and there was gonna be a secret fourth episode that fixed everything

[kalesbug]

Trying to find something to motivate myself and I found this little line from Van Gogh

[no-me-mandas]

this sounds like a pro-life quote

[bagginshield-is-real]

exactly my thoughts

[shadowheartache]

Remember how a year ago we were all ready for The Kiss™ and still believed in Gatiss and Moffat :’)

[theartofangirling]

incorrect lotr quotes: (5/?)

[insp.]

[ryoubakvra]

someone: so, tell me about yourself my brain: *aol dial-up noises*

[unpretty]

Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*

My blog:

[unpretty]

on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between this update and my sudden nosedive in activity, i would have been really fucking discouraged about all the shit i’ve been working on lately. i guarantee there are people on tumblr right now who haven’t made that connection, and who are trying to figure out why suddenly no one likes anything they’ve made. and that fucking sucks.

[jasper-appreciation]

Reminder to go into your settings and turn off ‘Best Stuff First’ because my activity’s tanked a couple days ago for no reason so this stuff IS happening.

You WILL miss content with that setting on.

[sergle]

i ain’t joking when i say that my activity looks JUST like this too and i wasn’t sure why