Hartwin

Harry Hart x Eggsy Unwin (and other Kingsman stuff) this blog is not Kingsman 2 spoiler free

[fyeahegerton]

Eggsy costume tests for Kingsman: the Secret Service (2014)

[hartwin-is-real]

Italian translation please and thanks

A guy from Italy that I’ve been friends with for a while (and have been crushing on for about a year) sent this in a text: "ti voglio benissimo. oppure....ti amo"

from what I can tell they both mean ‘I love you’ but what’s the difference? Is there a cultural significance? We’re best friends so we say we love each other all the time, I just wanted to know what the difference was 

[fyeahegerton]

Kingsman needs you. The whole world needs you…

[gothiethefairy]

note: since eggsy had the smallest puppy out of the other recruits, he did the one thing he’s always wanted to do.

when no one was in the room where they slept, he picked up j.b. and did the “circle of life” scene.

merlin, however, saw everything. he saved the footage. and probably later, showed it to harry.

“reminds me when we were recruits, and you thought you were alone and baby-talked to mr. pickle.”

“…do be quiet, merlin.”

[eoxygenc-deactivated20240402]

I’d bring you a little leaving present

[hartwin-is-real]

I’m sorry, I know this has nothing to do with hartwin/kingsman, but I thought people should know about this. I’m sure most of you don’t actually care about american sports, neither do I really, but I do follow the Vikings because I’m from Minnesota and I’m proud of my state, regardless of if we win, because it is just a game and I know they try their best and the fans have fun. 

Last week, the Vikings missed their chance of going to the Superbowl because the Eagles pretty much murdered them. It wasn’t pretty. I understand the Eagles fans being excited, but there have been numerous reports of Vikings fans actually fearing for their lives at that game because they were threatened and harassed by the Eagles fans. 

I saw this article, which goes more in depth about what happened, but more importantly I saw this comment

 This is very much like the same argument against rape victims, the whole “she shouldn’t have worn that outfit, she was just asking for it!” 

This mentality stretches far beyond sexual harassment in their minds and is applied to basically any other human right. “You want to support your team by wearing a jersey to the game? Well you just signed the contract saying any random creep can piss on you and threaten your life. That’s just the way it goes.” this victim blaming can be seen just about anywhere and it’s disgusting. 

[baby--harvey]

walking fast

[cottoncandytrafficcones]

Eggsy Unwin is too precious for this world 

[textsfromthetailors]

Submitted by broadfields-and-blackhammer

[915]: He’s wearing that *thing* again.

[1-915]: What?

[915]: The jacket, damnit!

[textsfromthetailors]

Image submitted by wordsfly-writes-ff

(641): I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.

[kfawkes]

Eggsy and Harry protecting each other.

[kfawkes]

This shit hurts my heart man. ouch.

[kfawkes]

[gothiethefairy]

one of my fave things about kingsman is how in the first film, eggsy was like “fuck rich people.” and harry, who is a rich people, is like “yeah fuck them.” lol

[the-winterbucky]

[hartwin-is-real]

Eggsy: Bruv, do you want to go around the world?

Harry: Sure, why not?

Eggsy: Same here. *goes around Harry*

Harry: Why did you go around me?

Eggsy: Because you're my world bruv

Harry: Bruv

[fideliant]

together or not at all.