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Gandalf: What were you thinking!? Leaving the company alone at a moment like this?!

Bilbo: Oh, there is no excuse. I mistakenly assumed they could behave like actual adults this time.

Kili: Mint is just spicy in the cold edition.

Fili: Not again!

Thorin: Here we go.

Bilbo: …What the actual fuck is wrong with you? First of all-

How Thorin felt when he said he chooses war:

How Bilbo felt:

#bilbo baggins #the hobbit bilbo #the hobbit thorin #thorin oakenshield #thorin x bilbo #thorins company #bilbo x thorin #consort bilbo #the company of thorin oakenshield #thorin durin #king thorin #Thorin was having a manic episode deep #Bilbo was like: excuse me!?

Bilbo: *Does something very obvious to do to help the Dwarfs.*

The dwarfs:

#bilbo baggins #the hobbit bilbo #the hobbit thorin #thorin oakenshield #thorin x bilbo #thorins company #bilbo x thorin #bagginshield #consort bilbo #married bagginshield #thorin durin #king thorin #the company of thorin oakenshield #Bilbo is like: I just what was very obvious to do!#and the dwarfs are all like: Our king has chosen an utmost intelligent consort!

Something I need the fix it AU writers who use Frodo as Bagginsgields child to focus more on:

Gimli meeting a hobbit that looks strangely like Thorin Oakenshield but has the last name Baggins before connecting the dots:

#bilbo baggins #the hobbit bilbo #the hobbit thorin #thorin oakenshield #thorin x bilbo #thorins company #bilbo x thorin #bilbo and frodo #frodo baggins #parentshield #thorin lives au #thorin durin #thorin and frodo #king thorin #gimli #gimli was like: now hold on second…. I may not be the sharpest rock in the moutian but something’s going on there #Legolas #Legolas knew the whole time too #Legolas is just like: relax cause this ain’t our business pal #Gandalf knew the whole time #Thorin finds out and turns into a mess #yes this is au’s where Bilbo isn’t as old and Frodo is only like 17 #I don’t care #let me be delulu #I’m happier in delulu state #Thorin and the company go into panic mode #Bilbo just thinks his husband is dead the whole time but still slaps him when he sees him again cause Bilbo is just that queen #and Thorin accepts it cause he knows he deserves it for trying to throw his hobbit off the rampart #Thorin’s just like: yeah. that’s fair.#and Bilbo cries. and goes on a rant. cause he’s Bilbo mother freaking Baggins and he will if he wants to

Okay but the fix it writers when it’s been three, no, nearly four year after Bilbo left the lonely mountain. He saw them die. Thorin and his nephews. He knew he couldn’t stay to watch them mourn. He felt to responsible for having been knocked out earlier and now being the sole reason the line of Durin has fallen. But then those four years later, Bilbo is doing his merry finest to act like nothing had happened to crush his soul. To act like a regular hobbit around the others. He gardens and bakes and hell, he’s has a little fauntling toddling about the hobbit hole. He had a family. A boy. And then that early morning knock at breakfast. A very much alive and desperate looking King Under the Moutian and his trusted company. All alive and accounted for at his round home door. There was a lot of misunderstanding later and explaining that was gonna need done from both sides, especially with a certain tiny dwobbit playing on the ground.