You can't trust vampires, trust me.

....okay it's another twilight blog..I guess.. she/her 27

[bagofboiledeggs]

I don't think I ever talked about it on here, but I have a twilight playlist.

2026 update: I moved to Apple Music and took all my playlists with me, so if you use Apple music you can find it here as well.

[bagofboiledeggs]

Finished that book after letting it collect dust for so long. #wow

[lunastwilightblog]

Not enough attention is given to Bree’s friend Fred. Fred, a vampire who hates being a vampire and just wanted to be a marine biologist, who has the opposite gift of Didyme and can repel everyone around him with an aura of nausea, who saw through Riley and knew something was up because the manipulation techniques didn’t work on him…

He has so much potential

[bellominuszully]

a little bit of twilight love, as i tried to imagine the movie in a “video game” format. each song kind of represents a mini game the user could play and they’re scrolling through them all. :3

[reactionimagearchive]

[redstonedust]

always amused by the idea of immortal characters who are older than they look but not by a crazy inhuman amount. like a vampire who got turned at 20 but is currently only 56 or something. people start asking about historical events and theyre like sorry man i dont know anything more interesting than your parents. dating scene is starting to get awkward. worst of both worlds all around.

[redstonedust]

went to the vampire council meeting and the fledglings thought i was weird and cringe because i dont understand 67 memes but the elders wont hang out with me because i don't remember the civil war. they said come back when you lose all sense of time and perspective. fml.

[katinsseverdeen]

So what, you read minds? I can read every mind in this room.

[bagofboiledeggs]

I don't think I ever talked about it on here, but I have a twilight playlist.

2026 update: I moved to Apple Music and took all my playlists with me, so if you use Apple music you can find it here as well.

[twilight-sagas]

#we as a society never deserved robert pattinson

[fandom--girlie]

me too man, me too

[bagofboiledeggs]

I'm back to reading the books and leaving 1☆ reviews in my notes app,

Plus I just went through some of my old notes for the other books, and based off of my commentary it would not sound like this series (both book and film) are my favorite things ever created. I sound like a D1 hater but I promise I'm Twilight down, and have been for most of my life up to this point (19 years now??)

Like ong my notes app is just diaries of me shitting on the saga.

[rocksource]

Well, how did we get here When I used to know you so well? How did we get here? Well, I think I know

DECODE Paramore | 2008

[plushvampie]

I don’t struggle with vampirism, i’m actually very good at it thank you

[vamplire]

vampires smiling with their fangs have me nodding my head like yup that’s the good shit right there

[springautumn]

vampires smiling with their fangs and blood dripping out of their mouth is greater shit right there

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[queercharlieswan]

Happy Father's Day to Edward Cullen for actually referring to his love rival as his "son" with a straight face. That is the cringiest thing he's ever done and I will never let it go.

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Honestly, Edward Cullen could have crashed out much worse than he did when he realized he was falling in love. I don’t think he gets enough credit for that.

I think if after a century of not feeling any romantic attraction to anyone, I would have the mother of all existential crises if I suddenly fell face-first into a pit of Being In Love like he did. I’d be writing so many strongly worded letters to the powers that be. How dare you change this fundamental part of me so late in the game?

For how inflexible vampires are as a whole, and how Edward is shown to be particularly self-assured, I’m impressed by how smoothly he rolled with this huge change. If you ignore the fact that the person he fell in love with was specifically designed to stress him out, Edward’s reaction to the idea itself of falling in love was basically “oh, okay, this is who I am now. I am love’s bitch. I will adjust my fretting accordingly”